babyghazi! Babyghazi! BABYGHAZI!!1! Just make sure you get the baby's birf certificate notarized so they cannot accuse it of being Kenyan.
- Grifters Gotta Grift - The National Draft Ben Carson for President Committee raised $2.4 million over the past three months, according to documents filed with the Federal Election Commission, outpacing far more prominent rivals. The odd thing is, they have no actual affiliation with Carson. Oopsie! (Time)
- Comings and Goings - Tea Party Express Chairman and bus scheduling Mepe Amy Kremer resigned Friday to join the campaign of cock-fighting enthusiast Matt Bevin, who's challenging amply be-chinned Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in the May 20 Kentucky Republican primary. The Tea Party Express is noted for picking winners, such as masturbation authority and notable practitioner of the black arts Christine O'Donnell in the 2010 U.S. Senate election in Delaware and forced-birth rape-baby aficionado Richard Mourdock in the 2012 U.S. Senate election in Indiana, so ol' Mitch is probably going to sail right through this one. (Washington Examiner)
- The 9th Commandment - Historical fabulist and fact-free grifter David Barton lied from the pulpit to a church full of pastors. (TFN Insider)