Dear Dick,
It's your birthday, so
It's time to take stock.
Is that your colostomy bag
Or is it your cock?
Sincerely,
Your proctologist
Dependable Renegade
Engaging in wild speculation daily.
For entertainment purposes only. May cause gastric discomfort. Seek medical assistance if priapism, or erection lasting more than 4 hours, occurs.
Contact me, if you must, at watertiger10@yahoo.com
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He's a dickhead, a tool, an effing prick. I wish him the saddest birthday on the planet.
Posted by: Debra | January 30, 2007 at 02:51 PM
sweet jeebus what the hell IS that? TELL me you photoshopped that...
Posted by: | January 30, 2007 at 03:08 PM
Roses are picked
Violets are plucked
Dick's 60-something
The rest of us are f***ed.
Regards,
Tengrain
Posted by: Tengrain | January 30, 2007 at 03:35 PM
"sweet jeebus what the hell IS that? "
I'm guessing...gerbil?
Posted by: Soprano | January 30, 2007 at 03:45 PM
That not being a colostomy bag would explain why Lynn always looks so haggard!
Posted by: queek | January 30, 2007 at 04:51 PM
That's the worst hernia I've ever seen! How are they going to get that intestine back up out of his nutsack and into his abdomen?
Posted by: KidRanger | January 30, 2007 at 05:18 PM
There once was a limp Dick from Wyoming
who was cursed with a somnolent manthing
it only would grow
when Lynne went lesbo
or on a man's face dick's load was a-shooting
Posted by: I'm Not Scooter | January 30, 2007 at 05:37 PM
I bet it's a dead quail.
Posted by: Lesley | January 30, 2007 at 08:46 PM
Jesus, even his smile looks like a snarl.
Posted by: chautauqua | January 30, 2007 at 10:14 PM
Didn't know you were a poet, Tengrain, but I should have known.
Posted by: Pissed in NYC | January 30, 2007 at 10:27 PM
Oh, and it's a colostomy bag, because if Dick had a cock that big he wouldn't be such an evil motherfucker.
Posted by: Pissed in NYC | January 30, 2007 at 10:28 PM
Dear Dick,
Put that old pacemaker
Up on the shelf;
Your affairs, put in order,
And go fuck yourself.
Happy birthday.
Posted by: snabby | January 30, 2007 at 11:01 PM
What's really disgusting is to remember how the wingers drooled over this photo when it first came out. Ewwww.....!
Posted by: g | January 30, 2007 at 11:35 PM
love the poems too funny : )
Posted by: moi | January 31, 2007 at 09:11 AM
Thanks for the goat testicles; just what I needed to go with my horns.
Posted by: vetfordean | February 01, 2007 at 10:52 AM
A tisket, a tasket, something's wrong with Dick's basket.
Posted by: TF-MA | February 01, 2007 at 12:17 PM
Looks like a urine drainage bag to this retired nurse.... maybe the old boy has a bit of a leakage problem (in more ways than one)
Posted by: | February 01, 2007 at 07:00 PM
Isn't that the back of Harry Whittington's head?
Posted by: actor212 | February 02, 2007 at 06:46 PM
It's that slimeball Joe LIEberman hidden in there doing what he does best.
Posted by: MikeinOC | February 04, 2007 at 12:11 PM
so THAT'S why they call him Dick......
Posted by: unacknowledged genius | February 04, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Foley catheter? Grotesque testicular swelling? Or is this some sort of weird guerrilla marketing for Viagra? I'd love to know, as long as I'm not the one to investigate...
Posted by: Marion in Savannah | February 04, 2007 at 07:04 PM