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CRAWFORD, Texas - Near the lone stoplight on Main Street, a for-sale sign hangs from a dusty window where a souvenir shop used to sell cufflinks, cowboy boots and denim shirts emblazoned "The Western White House."
Another gift store across the street is shuttered too, though a sign says it will reopen elsewhere. And the biggest souvenir shop in Crawford is reporting a drop in sales.
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Ha HA!!
Even people in Crawford don't want to be associated with that assclown.
Posted by: four legs good | February 06, 2007 at 06:47 PM
Yeah, my parents live in Waco, Tx (not too far away) and my mother derives great pleasure from detailing the collapse of the Western White House's cheering squad.
Posted by: Sharktattoo | February 06, 2007 at 07:30 PM
The gin blossum special.
Posted by: Jesus X. Crutch | February 06, 2007 at 07:46 PM
Western White House my ass. It's just an old pig farm with a bunch of Secret Service satellite dishes. I bet once they leave the real White House, Laura and the kids will force Chimpy to sell the pig farm and move someplace that isn't a pig farm....
Posted by: milburn drysdale | February 06, 2007 at 07:47 PM
He leaves a path of ruined lives where ever he goes! Not that I give a rat's ass about Bush supporters in Crawford! Imagine what he'll do to the town in Paraguay!
Posted by: queek | February 06, 2007 at 08:04 PM
Hey, we should open up one of those shops and sell anti-Bush gifts. Little Bushy dolls in orange jumpsuits, Dirty underwear worn at hangings, torture hoods. We'd be rich, rich I tell you!
Posted by: PeacechickMary | February 06, 2007 at 09:18 PM
I can see it now... a whole line of Executive Branch cat toys! Collect 'em all for YOUR kitty!!!!
Posted by: Ruthie | February 06, 2007 at 11:36 PM
Oh well, back to the Dairy Queen with 'em.
Posted by: norbizness | February 07, 2007 at 09:18 AM
Maybe they should start selling These.
You can buy them at pollkatz.
Check out the "flush bush" index. :)
Posted by: doug r | February 07, 2007 at 10:01 AM
Yes, but where will Laura go to buy her Xanax suppositories in the middle of the night? Oh, the humanity!
Regards,
Tengrain
Posted by: Tengrain | February 07, 2007 at 02:58 PM
You wanted Nelson here he is:
http://www.tinyurl.com/muv7
lib4
Posted by: NELSON MUNTZ | February 07, 2007 at 03:48 PM
Another desperate moment in a lifetime of desperate moments.
Posted by: chautauqua | February 07, 2007 at 08:10 PM
Do they sell Preznit handcuffs? Or electrodes?
Posted by: Veritas78 | February 08, 2007 at 06:30 PM