Tuesday morning WTF?

This ain't photoshopped. It's just SICK!

[h/t Nicki]

Comments

[NTodd]

That reminds me: I need to take my 'roids and have a protein shake...

[sdf (Stu)]

I feel sorry for his knees.

[some guy in Austin]

hey, that's me.

[sdf (Stu)]

And the photo brings to mind an old Pink Panther cartoon episode (we have them on DVD now, and The Boy and I share many good laughs watching) where Pink is outdueling an oldtime beach bodybuilder and in the end pricks him with a pin, popping him like a balloon.

[spotty]

But think how handy he would be to have around for all those sticky jar lids.

[four legs good]

Why the fuck would someone do that to his body? It's grotesque.

[moi]

nice package

[Margie in Austin, Texas]

I thought the Incredible Hulk was green?

[Bill]

I would hate to pay that veterinarian bill.

[Thor Heyerdahl]

He doesn't have far to go if he's ever looking for cocktail peanuts - hell they're probably shrivelled up like a couple raisins by now.

[queek]

He's got room for at least two more heads on those traps (behind the neck). I mean why not?

[Max Power]

Why don't we send this guy to Iraq and bring everyone else home?

[lowly grunt]

Is he looking for his penis in all that? I don't think they respond to steroids the same way muscles do, but then what do I know....

[lowly grunt]

Do these guys honestly think this is sexy or impressive. Well, it is impressive, just not the way they think.

I hope they can shrink him down to a more human size soon; it makes my chest hurt to look at him. I may have a sympathetic stroke.

[Chris]

He forgot to develop his brain.

[thepoliticalcat]

There is something very sad and sick about this person. I'm sure it's next to impossible for him to find clothes that fit off the rack, for one thing, and how does he get around? It looks as if his arms and legs probably don't work right (with all that bulging flesh, can he bend properly? Do his joints articulate?) And I'll bet he can't have, or enjoy, sex. Unless it involves beating on the object of his affections. Beating on, I said, not beating off.

[Nemo]

That hurts just to look at!

[JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde]

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Pussy.

[Mona]

He looks like he has on an astronaut's oxygen tank. Come to think of it he is a tank! He probably can't bend down to tie a shoe - all muscle and zero flexibility. Definitely NOT sexy.

[JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde]

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Before this unusual side effect from her birth control pills, Sheila was a cheerleader at
Vassar.

[leslie ;-)]

Oh. My. God.

[Retired Catholic]

This guys tailor is going to be able to retire early to a nice home in Southern France. The only question here is what form of cancer is going to kill him first.

[llamajockey]

Two Very General Rules for Men's Fitness:

Don't let yourself get so fat that you can not without using a mirror see Mr. Happy standing at attention.

Don't let get so muscle bound that you get nipple burn while jerking off.

[llamajockey]

I can not see a picture of a steriod abusing muscle head without thinking of the famous SNL sketch where John Belushi as the Incredible Hulk puts the kibosh on the Super Heroes party by peeling the paint off the bathroom ceiling.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_(comics)

Oh well I just hopes this guy stocks up on air freshener.

[llamajockey]

I can not see a picture of a steriod abusing muscle head without thinking of the famous SNL sketch where John Belushi as the Incredible Hulk puts the kibosh on the Super Heroes party by peeling the paint off the bathroom ceiling.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_(comics)

Oh well I just hopes this guy stocks up on air freshener.

[Max Planck]

It's for self-defense. He's 1' 3" tall.

[Alan]

> nice package

Its a sock, silly.

[Ruthie]

The Hunchback of "Nutri-Shake!"

[leslie ;-)]

Max Planck

Made me laugh out loud - I'm at work...not a good place to be doing this.

[Lesley]

I bet Ted H would like hiim!

[wa ching]

Weird shit.
Just plain nuts.

[wa ching]

Oh God, I am sorry.
That is just tragic.

[klyde]

Hey they photoshopped some clowns head on my body

[g]

naw.. it just ain't right.

Seriously, he looks like he's been pumped full of air!

[TF-MA]

This a pix of a guy named Scott Klein who died in 2003. I guess he won't be Gropinator of Collypornia.

[wa ching]

Whew...
I'm glad his misery is over.
RIP

[queek]

This a pix of a guy named Scott Klein who died in 2003.

Just out of curiosity was it heart failure? How could a human sized heart pump blood through a body that big?

[sravana]

I'm sorry, that's GOTTA be photoshopped.

My god.

[rachel]

No. No, no, no.

ó.ò

Do. Not. Want.

[ollie]

This is Scott Klein:

http://www.muscleweb.com/models/scott_klein_tn.jpg

That has to be photoshop; the real bodybuilders don't look like that:

http://www.muscleweb.com/models/models15.html

[Gindy]

To be fair, the probably just finished pumping up. He wouldn't look so buff (veins and all that shit) if he hadn't. Once his pump is gone, he'd look more like the photos from Ollie's post. More muscular but not all veiny and lumpy.
But still... YUCK.

[montysano]

Definitely Photoshop.

[Lynne]

And how is this obsession any different from a girl with anorexia?

[slim]

From wiki, Body Dysmorphia:

Body dysmorphic disorder is a mental disorder, which involves a disturbed body image...

BDD combines obsessive and compulsive aspects which has linked it to the OCD spectrum disorders among psychologists. People with BDD may engage in compulsive mirror checking behaviors or mirror avoidance ... [People with BDD are also chronically obsessed with a body so misperceived as to lead them to such disturbing body building, or Michael Jackson-level plastic surgery.]

The disorder is linked to an unusually high suicide rate among all mental disorders.

...Chronically low self-esteem is characteristic of those with BDD due to their value of oneself being so closely linked with their perceived appearance. The prevalence of BDD is equal in men and women, and causes chronic social anxiety for those suffering from the disorder.