Res ipsa loquitur over at Rising Hegemon questions the practicality of electing to the Presidency a man whose wife has a penchant for tiaras.
I, however, would greedily welcome the photo opportunities. My god, if you guys think Laura Bush has been a godsend for me, you ain't seen nothing 'til you've seen Judy Nathan.
Cllllllllllllassy!




Wow. That thing looks like it's made with chintz from my dead grandmother's couch. And what are those '80s style ruffle-y things hanging off it?
Yes, Graspy Little Judy will provide yards and yards of sartorial splendor for you to mock. Still don't want her in the WH, though.
Posted by: res ipsa loquitur | March 09, 2007 at 08:25 AM
ohmygod. what is that?
my own grandmother passed over that
and she had no taste at all.
Posted by: leslie ;-) | March 09, 2007 at 08:30 AM
With that body language, I'd really peg her for one of those black leather outfits like Xena wears.
Or maybe Rudy's the one who wears that.
Posted by: sister of ye | March 09, 2007 at 08:34 AM
Her first words to Rudy were "Unlike you, I have always been a Republican". That dress tells the world!
Posted by: Dru | March 09, 2007 at 08:40 AM
oooh, baby, can you feel my fingers in your armpit??
Posted by: anon | March 09, 2007 at 09:10 AM
No wonder the stepchildren hate her.
Posted by: llamajockey | March 09, 2007 at 09:15 AM
Worst. Senior Prom. Ever.
Posted by: norbizness | March 09, 2007 at 09:37 AM
Hariet Miers post post face lift?
Posted by: jerri | March 09, 2007 at 10:07 AM
Jesus, does this woman need a complete makeover, but then again, what Repug doesn't? And him? Ewwwwwww - there are no words...
Posted by: Diva | March 09, 2007 at 10:07 AM
The Vampire's Ball!
OBTW that red nail polish gives away her fish monger hamds!
Posted by: queek | March 09, 2007 at 10:11 AM
She looks as though she should be serving drinks and girls up at the ol' "Gunsmoke" saloon.
Posted by: Jackal | March 09, 2007 at 10:30 AM
It appears that her criteria for choosing dresses is that Rudy will fit in them...
Posted by: George Johnston | March 09, 2007 at 10:52 AM
Why didn't he just reach around and clasp her left breast? You know he wanted to.
Posted by: Mirele | March 09, 2007 at 10:58 AM
No one over forty five should ever wear a sleeveless dress, and that includes you, Rudy.
Posted by: Sweet Sue | March 09, 2007 at 11:08 AM
How cheap-looking!
Posted by: Terry C - End Bush's War Now! | March 09, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Holy crap, she looks like the post-Botox Catherine O'Hara in For Your Consideration!
Posted by: Molly Ivors | March 09, 2007 at 12:27 PM
Cigars? Cigarettes? Tiparillos?
Posted by: Asta | March 09, 2007 at 12:35 PM
As First Lady, I will rename the presidential residence the White Trailer.
gwb:drf
Posted by: Arabella Trefoil | March 09, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Hum, I didn't know the Cryptkeeper and the Missus could go out while there was still daylight.
Posted by: Heywood Jablome | March 09, 2007 at 12:48 PM
You know, she could be an attractive woman.
Rudy, I meant, of course.
But Judy? Yuck.
And come on, Rudy and Judy? The jokes never end....
Posted by: donna | March 09, 2007 at 12:59 PM
I thought Anna Nicole was blonde (and deceased)....???
Classy .. NOT!
Posted by: Margie in Austin, Texas | March 09, 2007 at 12:59 PM
I have to say that I've always been creeped out by Rudy's teeth. He has those badly capped, receding gum things going on with the yellowing equine enamel horsiness to boot. Coupled with his bald pate (for which he used to have the hideously bad combover until the "luscious" Ms. Nathan put the kibosh on that) I can't understand how any woman could be attracted to that.
Posted by: jane_al | March 09, 2007 at 03:39 PM
Is it just me, or does she remind you of Stifler's Mom?
Posted by: Dan | March 09, 2007 at 04:17 PM
That picture was not worth a thousand comments.
Posted by: vox clamantis in red state | March 09, 2007 at 07:44 PM
Death becomes her. Oh--my bad.
Posted by: Ruthie | March 09, 2007 at 10:41 PM
in the name of all that is holy or tasteful...do my wond'ring eyes actually see a PEPLUM!?!?! Fer da luv! There's only one person that can wear one and get away with it and even she was just a t.v. character - Suzanne Sugarbaker! This 'thing' in the "remnant upholstery"-based frightful frock should not just get a ticket from the fashion police, but sent to the Wire Hanger Hague!!!
Gads!!!
Elspeth
Posted by: Elspeth R | March 09, 2007 at 11:11 PM
I'm not jewish, so I hope I get the Yiddish right: that dress is a schmata.....on a good day.
Posted by: Pissed in NYC | March 09, 2007 at 11:26 PM
Methinks left eye and right eye need to confab and decide what they're trying to look at.
Posted by: CF | March 09, 2007 at 11:49 PM
Rudy, pressing the flesh.
Posted by: leslie ;-) | March 10, 2007 at 09:04 AM
I'm diggin' the tall blocky forehead.
Posted by: smiler grogan | March 10, 2007 at 09:33 AM
"Is it just me, or does she remind you of Stifler's Mom?"
No Stifler's mom had sex appeal. This whatever has "haul the trash out to the curb" appeal.
Posted by: Gindy | March 10, 2007 at 05:44 PM
Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute! Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler's Mom) has way more class and sex appeal that this harridan.
If he doesn't get the Repuke nom, you just KNOW she's outta there.
Posted by: KidRanger | March 10, 2007 at 10:49 PM
That's some piece of work, I must say. I can hear the whiskey howl just by looking at the picture.
Note to RG: a 'trophy' is something special, not something that anybody can have. Better luck next time.
Posted by: Caveat | March 13, 2007 at 09:03 AM
The dress is bad enough, but what's with the Dennis the Menace cowlick?
Posted by: MEC | March 14, 2007 at 07:55 PM
Hmmmmm.... If you look closely, you'll realize there's something about Judy
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/1a/Cameron_Diaz_Something_About_Mary.jpg
Posted by: Lurch | April 02, 2007 at 05:31 PM