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March 15, 2007

Khalil Sheik Mohammed

admits to planning every terrorist act ever committed.

Including designing Laura Bush's pants suits.

I mean, look at him. This man knows fashion.


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Originator of the "hair shirt" fad.

Posted by: mnkid | March 15, 2007 at 10:28 AM

now we know who the second shooter was, firing from the grassy knoll.

phew, cold case closed.

in one fell swoop, the cia, cuban exiles and the mafia are cleared. awesome.

Posted by: whaleshaman | March 15, 2007 at 10:39 AM

with the mold growing on the wall in the background, made me wonder if he's being held at walter reed?

Posted by: | March 15, 2007 at 10:40 AM

...this picture is from years ago. I wonder... what he looks like now.

Posted by: Darryl Pearce | March 15, 2007 at 11:12 AM

Stephanie Miller, this morning, said he confessed that he shot the sheriff, but he did not shoot the deputy.

Posted by: DS | March 15, 2007 at 11:28 AM

Oh yeah. With hair like that it's OBVIOUS he's the brilliantly organized and powerful mastermind behind every terrorist act ever committed. He just looks so, so ... masterful!!!

Posted by: Ksue | March 15, 2007 at 12:32 PM

I wonder if that sweater comes in a V-neck?

Posted by: Molly Ivors | March 15, 2007 at 12:59 PM

Hmmm, I wondered if the torture that was inflicted on him meant reading Jenna's book?

Posted by: ollie | March 15, 2007 at 01:26 PM

I didn't know Ron Jeremy was a terrahrist?!?!?!
Elspeth

Posted by: Elspeth R | March 15, 2007 at 01:29 PM

Hey! I'll bet he misplaced my car keys, too!

Why that no good so-and-so!

Posted by: Sharktattoo | March 15, 2007 at 01:35 PM

Did he hang some chads in Florida too?

Posted by: TeddySanFran | March 15, 2007 at 01:51 PM

Is he Anna Nicole's baby daddy?

Posted by: leslie ;-) | March 15, 2007 at 02:16 PM

Caller to Air America Radio pointed out that his confession clears Clinton - finally!

Posted by: raceynora | March 15, 2007 at 02:59 PM

Closure, at last. Cock Robin can rest in peace.

Posted by: Dru | March 15, 2007 at 03:15 PM

He looks like Ron Jeremy.

I am ashamed that I know that.

Posted by: lowly grunt | March 15, 2007 at 03:30 PM

Little did he know that our Emperor likes his men shaven head-to-toe.

But I'm glad we cleared up the Lindbergh baby controversy. It had been nagging at me.

Posted by: Veritas78 | March 15, 2007 at 04:00 PM

Hey, I'll bet that he shot J. R. and that he offed Jimmy Hoffa! (yes, I am dating myself)

On Randi Rhodes, someone said that he created the accordion too. :-)

Posted by: ollie | March 15, 2007 at 04:47 PM

Including designing Laura Bush's pants suits.

HAHAHA you hit that nail on the head!

He was a sofa designer in Hackensack before he returned to Iraq, but what is more damning evidence is he happens to be a man who knows his CAMEL TOES!!!

Posted by: queek | March 15, 2007 at 05:25 PM

Who said John Belushi is dead?

Posted by: queek | March 15, 2007 at 05:28 PM

lowly g, didja see my post? GMTA!!! :)
Elspeth

Posted by: Elspeth R | March 15, 2007 at 10:42 PM

He killed Jimmy Hoffa, too.

Posted by: g | March 16, 2007 at 09:57 AM

Hey isn't that an Armani shirt? Bargains at $275 a pop.
white wideneck tee shirts look great with hairy chests, doncha think?

Posted by: Arfinupatree | March 16, 2007 at 03:57 PM

HEY! That's no sheik! That's "Sal the Bookie" from up the street!

Posted by: Ruthie | March 17, 2007 at 02:39 AM

if i had that much back hair i'd want to blow up the world, too.

Posted by: Lesley | March 18, 2007 at 05:43 AM

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