All that money and you still don't get it."

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There really is something toxic in the water at the White House.
It blurs the vision and impairs judgment.
*slowly shaking my head*
Posted by: leslie ;- ) | March 29, 2007 at 08:25 AM
HOLY CRAP!
Posted by: Holden Caulfield | March 29, 2007 at 08:32 AM
Eggplants are for eating not wearing.
Posted by: salvage | March 29, 2007 at 08:34 AM
As we say in my country, you can't make a silk purse out of a loaf of Wonder Bread and broken flashlight.
Posted by: MarkC | March 29, 2007 at 08:41 AM
Nancy Pelosi is almost a decade older than Laura and yet Nancy is the more attractive one. The Speaker always looks like a real, live, beautiful woman (and somewhat sexy, too, to us older gents). Laura, on the other hand, regardless of all the designers, stylists, and makeup artists she has primping her 24/7 (and most on gov't payroll, I'd guess) continues to look like an android pretending to be human.
(with apologies to Commander Data)
Posted by: Remek | March 29, 2007 at 08:44 AM
Ewwww, my eyes are bleeding!!!! Please, won't someone help this woman?
Posted by: Diva | March 29, 2007 at 08:49 AM
Nancy, please smack her. Please, just once, give her a good one for the rest of us.
Posted by: sister of ye | March 29, 2007 at 09:06 AM
Count Chocula is her new designer?
Posted by: Sorghum Crow | March 29, 2007 at 09:13 AM
Laurabot has worn that dress to several much photographed events. Is she trying to imply that she can't afford anything else?
Posted by: M.K. | March 29, 2007 at 09:18 AM
M.K., that's her "sacrifice" for the GWOT effort. Besides she loves that well-worn, ill-designed, out-of-season, out-of-style-for-her-body-type rag...obviously. Most of us have a pair of jeans or an old tee-shirt that we wear whenever, 'cause it makes us feel good, and we love it so...the 'bot prefers that hideous iridescent taffeta corruption. But on the upside, it obscures the camel-toe!
Elspeth
Posted by: Elspeth R | March 29, 2007 at 09:23 AM
The last time I saw an outfit like that, it was on a Planet Mongo soldier battling Flash Gordon.
Posted by: norbizness | March 29, 2007 at 09:24 AM
[*shudder,shudder*]
Posted by: Diane(Desi) | March 29, 2007 at 09:39 AM
Isn't that top from Erin Grey's outfit in Buck Rogers from the 25th Century?
Why, yes it is.
Perhaps she needs batteries in her Twiki?
Posted by: Attaturk | March 29, 2007 at 09:41 AM
It's so lovely the way the belt rests on her stomach.
Posted by: LizDexic | March 29, 2007 at 09:43 AM
Well, I have to admit, that is my favorite color of vinyl. I think I covered half of the end of a cable drum/spool with some of that once and made a most excellent coffee table. It looked great next to the cinder block stereo shelves too.
Posted by: chrisJ | March 29, 2007 at 09:43 AM
The expression on Nancy's face is priceless!
Posted by: Delphyne | March 29, 2007 at 09:52 AM
I've got it - she's trying to do her "Rizzo Goes Uptown" look...?!?
Elspeth
Posted by: Elspeth R | March 29, 2007 at 10:02 AM
Well maybe the stud behind Laura told her she looks good in that outfit,upper class wenches in Texas are known not to have a fashion sense compatible with normal drag queens, maybe her sense of imperial Pickles-ness says she is setting a fashion trend like Jackie Kennedy (good) or Nanzi Raygun (bad).
Posted by: Sly Fanatic | March 29, 2007 at 10:04 AM
OK...I actually love iridescent satin. And I love well-tailored shirt-dresses. (This one needed to be re-cut/refitted on Lawa.) Without the ruffly pleating, I'd probably wear it. Not sure it's her color.
Posted by: piegrrrl | March 29, 2007 at 10:12 AM
OMG...She is actually here, on the campus where I work.
I nearly left the office to go protest - if nothing else, her shameful taste in clothes and husbands.
Posted by: leslie ;- ) | March 29, 2007 at 10:17 AM
Norbizness,
It was Ming the Merciless that wore that thing the last time.
That collar does hide the fang marks pretty well.
Posted by: Rene ala Carte | March 29, 2007 at 10:18 AM
"The last time I saw an outfit like that, it was on a Planet Mongo soldier battling Flash Gordon."
Or perhaps it was Ming the Mercilous.
Posted by: Jackal | March 29, 2007 at 10:46 AM
the Judiciary Committee hearing is back on.
Sampson is being sworn in.
Here is the url:
http://judiciary.senate.gov/hearing.cfm?id=2657
Posted by: leslie ;- ) | March 29, 2007 at 11:10 AM
What the fuck is she wearing?
Good heavens.
Posted by: four legs good | March 29, 2007 at 11:17 AM
She's still wearing that horrid thing?
They just do it to make us ill, don't they?
I'm tired of cleaning off the keyboard, really....
Posted by: donna | March 29, 2007 at 11:18 AM
If she's half as wasted as she looks, I'm surprised she can even stand up.
Posted by: Sorghum Crow | March 29, 2007 at 11:25 AM
HEY! lauWa spent a LOT for that bridesmaid dress and she is gonna wear it!
UF da! and the purple with her death lipstick.
Posted by: pansypoo | March 29, 2007 at 12:07 PM
The hell with the outfit! That bag's rag has assaulted our vision before, it's that Leech Woman-like neck that's horrifying.
"Paging the Spackle lackey! Get that damn trowel to the head table, pronto."
Posted by: TF-MA | March 29, 2007 at 12:17 PM
Nancy: I'd hit it.
Posted by: PerroBichi | March 29, 2007 at 12:23 PM
...could be the cover to "Bring It On III: Capitol Booty"
Posted by: Darryl Pearce | March 29, 2007 at 01:34 PM
She really does look terrible. Sick.
Posted by: Hattie | March 29, 2007 at 02:09 PM
this just proves you can't be queen of the may with a chip on your shoulder.
oh, the body language!
Posted by: whaleshaman | March 29, 2007 at 02:16 PM
Bar in training!
Posted by: queek | March 29, 2007 at 02:57 PM
I'm speechless.
I'm never speechless.
Posted by: wa ching | March 29, 2007 at 06:16 PM
Well, purple IS the favourite colour of manic-depressives - and royalty.
Posted by: Caveat | March 29, 2007 at 09:08 PM
How about that HOT Speaker, though?
Can't think of when that was EVER said, except perhaps by Alice Roosevelt.
Posted by: TeddySanFran | March 29, 2007 at 09:24 PM
.
.
W into the Welch's and vodka thing . . . again???
Holy upchuck, Batman.
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde | March 29, 2007 at 10:08 PM
Although Nancy operates in a league several notches classier than Pickles, she seems to have made off with Betty Rubble's necklace.
Posted by: Max Planck | March 30, 2007 at 03:55 AM
royalty was the first thing I thought of...Queen fucking Laura of Sheepleville
Posted by: blah | April 01, 2007 at 02:18 PM