I'll have the ham and juggs.

Two barely-concealed reasons why the "heartland" won't vote for Fred Thompson.

AP/Kevin Wolf

Comments

[aj]

She looks like a middle-aged mermaid. Troy McClure's kinda gal.

[mnkid, ACLU member]

I didn't know Fred was married to a mermaid. Where are her feet?

[apishapa]

I think you're wrong. Republicans talk all wholesome, but they love them porn stars.

[Margie in Austin, Texas]

I've heard them jokingly referred to as "The Thompson Twins". She looks young enough to be Judith Ghoul-iani's daughter..... :-D

[leslie]

Have you seen the "gowns" worn at the GOP dinners and fundraisers? This mermaid costume would fit right in. (In fact, it might be considered on the prudish side.)

Grown goopers have been lost for weeks in the cleavage shown at those galas.

[Molly Ivors]

OMG, that's his WIFE?!?

Christ almighty, no wonder they hated Bill and Hillary so.

[Capital J]

Why's she wearing a nightie?

[mnkid, ACLU member]

Al has Tipper but Fred has Flipper.

[NTodd]

I'm sure her heart's in the right place. Just behind that big left breast.

[Heywood Jablome]

Hey uh WT, let's start seeing pics of Monica G! Yeah, that's the ticket!

[Margie in Austin, Texas]

My daughter just came in and commented: "How sweet that Thompson is taking his granddaughter to the Prom!"

[leslie]

Margie,
Tell your cute daughter how smart on she is !

[Shayera]

She has just as bad taste as Laura! But more garish.

[ollie]

Don't kid yourself. Most guys won't hold that against him; hell, they probably ENVY him. :-)

as far as the Republic party women: most of them dream of being whisked away by the "silver backed gorilla" type.

True, Thompson is a simple minded dolt who is lost without a script, but that is another matter.

[emale_n7]

And when she ages, will she look like that scary aged woman, all implants and thong, that you posted a few weeks ago and about whom I still have nightmares? And WTF is she wearing?

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[queek]

emale I think the question is WTF is she not wearing! :-)

[Interrobang]

I didn't know looking like Helga the Horrible was in these days. At least, I'm presuming she doesn't actually have a waist indention under that dress somewhere. That's cool, since my waist/hip ratio is about 1:1 (something about my rib cage sitting on my hipbones).

[Catherine]

How pathetic that that old pervert is holding that boob-infested blonde hostage. She must be getting paid a bundle to do him but its like they say, you marry for money, you earn every penny.

[yellowdogD]

To paraphrase the guy in Officer and A Gentleman, not Gere, the other one.."check out those bodacious ta-tas.

[LizDexic]

Where did her feet go? Looks like all fishtail.

[pitman]

Where is the justice? I'd have him tried on Law and Order and babysit while he's gone.

[JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde]

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Fred obviously never heard of 'catch and release.'

[Seymour Trim]

I'd hit that shit. Look at those titties.

[Automated robot]

Fredobviouslyneverheardofcatchandrelease

[Missouri Bird]

Well, he looks terrible....

[Gran'pappy's Got Sum]

Never mind the teeny-bopper, who's the nasty old squid in a suit next to her?

[Pissed in NYC]

Classy.

[pansypoo]

power, must be HELL of an aphrodisiac.

[Delphyne]

Are they headed for the purity ball?

[chautauqua]

So sad. She's wearing that gown but you tell her heart just isn't in it.

[chautauqua]

The biggest boob is on the far left.

[demeur]

She wearing a nightie cause it's past her bed time. Is this what you'd call a trophy wife? Is that her sugar daddy?

[Steverino]

"This is Mrs. Fred Thompson reminding you that May is National Masturbation Month!"

[Geeno]

Well. The guy likes a type, apparently. Check pics of his exes. They all seem to have something in common. Well, okay - two things.

[just_me]

oh, you are just all jealous...lol

[Tengrain]

And WTF is she wearing?

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Posted by: emale_n7

Two eggs, sunny side up.

Regards,

Tengrain

[Billy Pilgrim]

Looks like Cotton Hill and his airhead wife Didi (if he got his shins back).

[Veritas78]

Buddy Ebson and Daisy Duke -- the first couple America deserves!

[Steve Savage]

He looks like her creepy molester uncle.