"Goddamned 'Matlock' reruns."

Evan Vucci


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Evan Vucci
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He's got that "why am I here?" look on his jowly face. Good question, Fred.
Posted by: Thorlac | January 03, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Aw. Poor widdle Fweddie.
He looks like a sad little Shar-Pei now.
Posted by: Sinfonian | January 03, 2008 at 10:14 AM
And I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind, the fact that me,
an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
should be the star of a Hollywood movie
...
Out of the middle came a lady
She whispered in my ear something crazy
She said:
"Loser!"
Posted by: queek | January 03, 2008 at 10:23 AM
So, where did they import the glass that he is drinking from? Considering the decor I doubt it was originally there...
Posted by: Frogspond | January 03, 2008 at 10:47 AM
He can always do ads for Player's Club.
Give him a sucker, he could pass for Telly Savalas...
NOT.
Posted by: Mr.Murder | January 03, 2008 at 11:05 AM
It is good to see him surrounded by all his supporters.
Posted by: Toucari | January 03, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Why are his hands so white. are they from some one else?
Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | January 03, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Queek, that was a great comment!
Posted by: steverino | January 03, 2008 at 12:45 PM
oh lordy his hands are his flesh without life make-up!
so far law & order IS better without him! and that awful female cop.
best result of this futile run.
Posted by: pansypoo | January 03, 2008 at 02:31 PM
Funny. Every funeral parlor I've known puts make-up on the corpse's hands as well as face. Jeri really should have called in some professionals.
Posted by: sister of ye | January 03, 2008 at 04:20 PM
"Would some one get that old man a cup of Ovaltine and a bran muffin and then help him get on the short bus."
Posted by: | January 03, 2008 at 06:42 PM
Oh 'tis a big price to pay Freddie, to get laid by a young thing, 'tis a big price to pay.
Posted by: kate | January 03, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Is that toilet paper stuck to his shoe?
Posted by: chautauqua | January 03, 2008 at 11:22 PM
Someone just told him the plants are registered Democrats.
Posted by: P J Evans | January 04, 2008 at 05:49 PM
"Fred, you only stacked three o' them chairs. You gotta stack 'em all 'fore you get paid."
Posted by: Veritas78 | January 05, 2008 at 12:43 AM