The Tolstoy Syndrome.

Just read.  You'll laugh; you'll cry; you'll bang your forehead on your desk.

[h/t Eschaton commenter Adam Hominem]

Comments

[Pansypoo]

who told him it was a missionary? what a maroon. looks like a thief to me.

[shpx.ohfu]

Pansy, no one tells Bush anything. He already knows it.

[Frogspond]

You know, if you really look at the expression on the first rider's face you know he is trying to run from something.

So, why is this sociopath still in office? Oh yeah, "impeachment is off the table"...

[becks]

A Silver Tounged Thief? Well, they got the thief part right.

[ellie's mom]

Too bad it doesn't any good to tell him he's wrong about the meaning of the painting. The artist could come back to life and tell the idiot in chief what it is about and Bush would tell the painter he was wrong.

[mothra]

Bush is such a fecking idiot. How on earth did he manufacture that tale out of whole cloth?

[Darryl Pearce]

What would one of Bradbury's martians portrayed if Bush met the alien on the sands of Mars?

[MarkC]

I hope the title of his next autobiography is “Had His Start Been Fifteen Minutes Longer He Would Not Have Been Caught.”

[JFC]

All famous "cowboys" have a name for their horse, What would Chimpy's be called? Trigger Happy?

[MD]

HAHA, HaHaHa....I just gets better and better....someday we will all have to get together, bus down to Trett Lott's place , sit on his back porch and have a good lauff.....

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

Seeing as ol' shrubbie is terrahfyed of horses, I would picture his mount of choice being named "Jimmy Jeff"
Should it be an actual horse "demon beast of al qaida" - at which point (having failed to milk the stallion properly) he would have it extraordinarily renditioned to an Elmer's Glue factory.
Peace,
Elspeth

[darkblack]

'All famous "cowboys" have a name for their horse, What would Chimpy's be called?'

Peach.

As in 'Ride 'im,...'

;>)

[Caveat]

I caught this at The Opinion Mill the other day. Laughed my ass off!

[JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde]

.
It's even worse than this.
He's a simpleton.
Reductio ad simplicitum.
So everything ultimately will be coalesced and summarized under one heading:

"Mission Accomplished"

Really, he's a fucking idiot---why mince words...
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[Sharkbabe]

And blowing up frogs? Oh, that was curing cancer.

[distributorcap]

i am positive this is the paint by numbers version that bush like so much

[Lesley]

I laughed, I didn't cry, I laughed some more. Bush is THE dumbass of this century.

[kate]

We are the laughing stock of the world with such an idiot while we boast and bloviate about our greatness. Gawd.