Remember Monica Goodling, the Messiah College graduate who thought she knew more about U.S. Attorneys than the U.S. Attorneys? The one who never practiced law a day in her life? The one who willingly helped in the politicization of the Justice Department?
She's getting married. To the guy who founded RedState.
Get your sunglasses out - you've never seen two more blindingly white people on the planet.
UPDATE: the comments are fucking fantastic! Well worth the trip.
I've been so worried about Monica's judgment for so long now ... I just want her to be happy.
So, I sent her a dog carcass I found alongside the road.
Posted by: megisi | February 26, 2008 at 09:09 AM
How cool would it be if she is pregnant
with a child of color?
Of course the father would have to have to be
extremely dark skinned for anyone to notice!
Posted by: queek | February 26, 2008 at 09:26 AM
Are these two krackers registered at Aryan Home Goods yet?
Posted by: TF-MA | February 26, 2008 at 09:33 AM
I hope that they believe in immaculate conception because there is no way that boy is ever going to put Tab A into Slot B.
Regards,
Tengrain
Posted by: Tengrain | February 26, 2008 at 09:43 AM
You're right about the great comments...
Instead of "I do" they can say "I don't recall" to the preacher.
May their marriage always be protected from the gay marriages that threaten them.
Ken and Barbie of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: Capital J | February 26, 2008 at 10:41 AM
From the comments...
"Monica gurgles shemale jizz"
Classic.
Posted by: DeepKarma | February 26, 2008 at 11:47 AM
We really should have a law banning this type of marriage. Think of the children!
Posted by: Monica_A: Tased & Confused | February 26, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Comments at ATL: Hysterical!
But they really should rename that site ATL After Dark - I mean think of the children!
Posted by: queek | February 26, 2008 at 01:05 PM
terrrrific!
They've gone from
fucking each other for several years
to
fucking the Department of Justice.
And now, with possible offspring, they can fucking fuck the fucking country.
Posted by: leslie | February 26, 2008 at 01:32 PM
Favorite comment from over there:
"CONTRAST, MOTHERF*CKER, CAN YOU CONTROL IT?
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson"
I am still laughing about that...
Posted by: Frogspond | February 26, 2008 at 01:42 PM
comments were worth it. sunny days are not good for the pale.
Posted by: pansypoo | February 26, 2008 at 01:43 PM
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Rosemary's Baby. The sequel. More terrifying.
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Someone teach them anal, PLEASE.
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Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde | February 26, 2008 at 02:25 PM
Will she be allowed conjugal visits from AryanBoy when she's in the slammer after her convictions for perjury and obstruction of justice?
Posted by: Basharov | February 26, 2008 at 06:35 PM
And how do you all really feel.
Love it and yes in jail she some ones Bitch. Pardons are on the WH.
Posted by: jo6pac | February 26, 2008 at 09:34 PM
Messiah and Regency? Hell, bush went to Yale, look how that turned out. Mediocraties all.
Posted by: jimbo | February 26, 2008 at 11:22 PM
Thanks Tiger, I laughed all the way to the bottom.
Posted by: Bustednuckles | February 27, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Holy crap. A DC "powercouple"???
I can't wait until the dems take over in the fall.
Posted by: four legs good | February 27, 2008 at 03:19 PM
These are just two of the people
Xristim called Xtian Xrazies.
And she was right on target.
Posted by: leslie | February 27, 2008 at 11:49 PM
Heh, NICE post WT! I resent it to some folks IN Falls Church, and Alexandria.
My posit was it's like an albatross round their necks. Nah, like a toilet seat. *G*
Posted by: Larue | February 29, 2008 at 10:48 PM