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New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, STUPIDEST FUCKING MAN ON THE PLANET?
I'm of the belief that it takes a special kind of person to be a politician - the level of arrogance and chutzpah to build your entire career on crime-busting, and you wind up IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING PROSTITUTION RING? WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
Remember, though - it was okay that David Vitter, U.S. Senator [R-Diaper], was involved in the same mishegas. It's okay if you're a Republican.
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What would Rudy do?
Posted by: shawk | March 10, 2008 at 03:16 PM
Maybe he could claim he was born into a Rethuglican family
and he was just practicing good family values.
jeebus.h.crispies.
*shaking head in utter disbelief*
Posted by: leslie | March 10, 2008 at 03:22 PM
It's not 'what' he was thinking...it is 'what' he was thinking with.
Posted by: ellie's mom | March 10, 2008 at 04:23 PM
Its hard being governor.
Posted by: shpx.ohfu | March 10, 2008 at 04:41 PM
Thanks Eliot. I hope you caught an STD.
Posted by: K. Ron Silkwood | March 10, 2008 at 04:41 PM
He should change his voter registration immediately and find Jesus.
Where is Jesus hiding these days, anyway?
Posted by: donna | March 10, 2008 at 04:59 PM
If anyone would know how wiretaps and dirty tricks work,
it should be Spitzer. It's almost as if he wanted to be caught.
Posted by: JMC | March 10, 2008 at 05:12 PM
Great FSM, that's bad. What a prick. Can I say prick on the internets? How 'bout putz?
Of course, the rightwing blowhards, and probably a few on the left, are going to do an interesting bit of political math:
Spitzer= New York Democrat who fooled around and broke the law which reminds us of Bill Clinton, a Democrat who fooled around and lied about it and is married to a New York Democrat...yadda yadda yadda. (OK, I can't really get in their heads and anticipate the form the calculus will take...I just know that it's..uh...coming.)
Posted by: Auntie Meme | March 10, 2008 at 05:15 PM
Auntie Meme, Matthews is spouting that shit right now.
Posted by: watertiger | March 10, 2008 at 05:21 PM
I hope that tookie was damn good!
Why the fuck can't Bush be caught doing something like this?
Posted by: queek | March 10, 2008 at 05:28 PM
Because Duhbew is into group sex - he likes fucking the whole country.
Posted by: shpx.ohfu | March 10, 2008 at 05:32 PM
Well served, queek! Nice volley, shpx.ohfu!
Posted by: MarkC | March 10, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Why yes, he is!
Posted by: four legs good | March 10, 2008 at 05:45 PM
I don't think Spitzer pushed all that "family values" crap, did he? That's when things like this really irk me. Otherwise I don't much care who or what politicians fuck.
Spitzer may get through it, though. Our Dem mayor here Detroit has been linked to several different women, including a top aide. He had a "come to Jesus" moment complete with tears. BTW, he spouts the family values, anti-gay stuff, too, just like a Rethug.
Posted by: sister of ye | March 10, 2008 at 05:50 PM
I think its weird that pols would rather patronize pros rather than just banging groupies. I guess they figure either fear of a bust or professional courtesy will protect them from disclosure. When you are enough of a repeat customer that "a few of the prostitutes" know they are sexing up the Gov, you got to know that cat is coming out of the bag. If you are going to risk chucking it all away just to get laid, seems like you should do it with someone who was into it and not just getting paid.
Posted by: shpx.ohfu | March 10, 2008 at 05:51 PM
hew bris.
Posted by: punaise | March 10, 2008 at 06:16 PM
KKKarl Rove and company like set up that sting.
or Dick Morris - the little toe sucker.
or is it toe fucker ?
sometimes I get
confused.
Posted by: leslie | March 10, 2008 at 06:24 PM
Please forgive me if I fail to understand why we should show "compassion" to Elliot Spitzer?!? He had sex with prostitutes; he needs compassion from us for that? No comprendo....we are living in one weird world.
Posted by: seabetty | March 10, 2008 at 06:38 PM
What is it with politicians and illicit sex? I guess rampant ego stroking is just another gateway drug...
His poor wife - what a shithead. And to think I actually admired Spitzer. [/shudder]
Posted by: slim | March 10, 2008 at 06:45 PM
What is it with politicians and illicit sex? I guess rampant ego stroking is just another gateway drug...
His poor wife - what a shithead. And to think I actually admired Spitzer. [/shudder]
Posted by: slim | March 10, 2008 at 06:46 PM
What is it with politicians and illicit sex? I guess rampant ego stroking is just another gateway drug...
His poor wife - what a shithead. And to think I actually admired Spitzer. [/shudder]
Posted by: slim | March 10, 2008 at 06:48 PM
warrantless wiretap? .... just asking.....
Posted by: hyeyem | March 10, 2008 at 08:01 PM
I'm not that upset. Thing is, I voted for Spitzer with some trepidation. He's so ambitious, he makes HIllary look like a slacker, and, to be frank, that worried me. His attempt to take down Bruno was clumsy. Bruno's dirty, but he covers his tracks. Spitzer went into the gov's mansion and tried to bully the entire legislature. And he seemed a bit out of control, seemed to like the idea of being the guy with the big stick. Sadly, some of his ideas were pretty good and progressive, but his personality was all wrong.
Posted by: Pissed in NYC | March 10, 2008 at 08:37 PM
Spitzer splits her.
Posted by: punaise | March 10, 2008 at 08:51 PM
i call this proof why georgie wants WARRANTLESS wiretaps.
i thought spitz was smarter.
Posted by: pansypoo | March 10, 2008 at 09:34 PM