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I have no words. Well, maybe a few. Like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?"
Do you fear that your child will mock you for your sagging chin or crow's feet? Now there's a picture book for kids explaining Mommy's plastic surgery! Yes, it's real.
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Our society is doomed.
Happy Fuckin' Monday!
Posted by: madamab | April 28, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Which one of Cindy McCain's daughters wrote this?
Posted by: Sorghum Crow | April 28, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Hmmm. I read about this a couple of weeks ago. I wish I could remember where.
I'm still waiting for "My Handsome Daddy."
Posted by: Sinfonian | April 28, 2008 at 11:41 AM
What? No "My Botoxed Bubba?"
"My Zantaced Zada?"
"My Knock-Out Nonna?"
Posted by: Shaw Kenawe | April 28, 2008 at 11:49 AM
It's the vaginal tuck that's hard to explain.
Posted by: Molly Ivors | April 28, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Were they thinking of Sharon Stone?
Posted by: George Johnston | April 28, 2008 at 12:03 PM
so, are we rome now?
Posted by: pansypoo | April 28, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Her kids name is Junior! Her 9 year old is involved in her medical decisions and is at a party where he can bring up her pretty new belly button. Here's a clue: Get a fuckin' job, girl!
I may never be able scrub the ICK!!!! out of my eyes.
"My Hot Mom and Her Big-Top Circus Tits" on sale this Mother's Day.
Prof.
Posted by: Prof. Challenger | April 28, 2008 at 01:37 PM
That's fucked up, man.
Posted by: mothra | April 28, 2008 at 01:42 PM
Dude! I saw that a while back too. It's so freakin out there. Happy female day. These are my real tits and so is everything else. I even have a freakin BRAIN!!! Dude! You sooooo cannot get a Brain Implant!!!!!!
Posted by: robinhood | April 28, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Subject: Pursuit of youth isn't always pretty - - msnbc.com
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23359042/
Posted by: punaise | April 28, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Well, my son is almost 29, and we're very close since he was the only child I was able to have. He is, without a doubt, the tree on which my fruit of life hangs.
Possibly due to that lifetime closeness, or maybe just a finely-honed sense of self-preservation on his part, he has never been so desperately misguided as to vocally note the deterioration of Mommy's bodily economy. If he had, however, I probably would have sat him down during a quiet moment, maybe with a cup of hot cocoa, and told him it was all his fault that I look like that, that I could have been first runner-up in the Miss America contest before I got pregnant and committed myself to walk the Valley of the Shadow of Death just to give him life, and that he's lucky I didn't drown him in a bucket when he was waking me every two hours for three months straight.
It would be another of those little mother-son moments that mean so much.
Posted by: CatStaff | April 28, 2008 at 02:29 PM
The most disturbing bit.. the mother's waist is skinnier then the daughters.
Posted by: Kevin | April 28, 2008 at 02:36 PM
I now know what to get my 3 sibs for Christmas. Our mom has had 3½ facelifts (the first at age 39!), her eyes done, her jawline liposucked, her eyebrows tattooed, plus the botox every 3 months and the cosmoplast or whatever the hell it is she has injected into her lips....
And she lives on the hick side of FL.
Posted by: slim | April 28, 2008 at 03:32 PM
Botox may move from face to brain, according to study in rats
http://www.hiphopmusic.com/2008/04/rev_wright_naacp_speech_video.html
Posted by: MmeJobarteh | April 28, 2008 at 05:25 PM
Great! raising the next generation of superficial people. Maybe botox is a government experiment to turn us all into non-thinkers obsessed with only looks and celebrities so no one challenges anything they do.
Oh....wait...didn't that already happen?
Posted by: moistened bink | April 28, 2008 at 05:43 PM
the above link to newsweek didn't work. here's an updated link to newsweek's slideshow on the book:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/132536
Posted by: dean | April 28, 2008 at 06:36 PM
gee, my mom had a nose job eons ago. i must have been a baby and didn't notice. i have noticed that it looks like crap as does my paternal unit's sister who also had rhinoplasty.
i'll be as pretty as i will ever be thank you.
Posted by: pansypoo | April 28, 2008 at 10:02 PM
The real title should be:
My Beautiful Mommy (with Low Self-Esteem and an Over-Developed Sense of Importance)
But that would probably lower book sales.
Posted by: Chopper8bq | April 29, 2008 at 08:33 AM
"It's the vaginal tuck that's hard to explain."
LOL
Posted by: Chopper8bq | April 29, 2008 at 08:34 AM
Catstaff. I DID have that conversation with my daughter. Also the bowling ball out the ass conversation.
She will NOT be having kids. In fact that's the very first thing she tells any young man she gets involved with. No brats. Smart child, especially given the shit going on today.
Posted by: Gindy | April 29, 2008 at 09:02 AM
I haven't the slightest clue what the fuck to say to this level of superficiality and stupidity...
Bear in mind my mom has had a bit of work done. That was due to having her face rearranged in a couple of accidents so I guess I have a different perspective on cosmetic verses reconstructive surgery. To me cosmetic equals totally self absorbed and focused too much on unrealistic standards.
Posted by: Frogspond | April 30, 2008 at 10:17 AM