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May 11, 2008

Oh, dear. Somebody put NotJenna's head

on backwards.


WH/Sheleah Craighead

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That dress is rather unfortunate, eh?


NotJenna is an awkward turtle!

Ok!

Great! Wonderful! His daughter got married.

Now impeach the muthafucker!

I know, I know ... but I'd still hit it™.

Kinda tacky to wear a color so close to white to your twin sister's wedding, no?

I know they're supposed to be twins, but NotJenna doesn't really look like anybody. Do you think the Bot performed in a "trio" on the night of conception?

One of my friends said that Pickles unfortunately picked out the same McCalls pattern as the Texas FDLS mommas. heh

People of this class think in terms of getting the daughters "married off". White trash in the white trash house. Marry them bitches off, pardner. Good luck with the next one. heh

That is one of the most bizarre family photos I've ever seen. Where's Heff?

Each of the 4 of them is looking in a different direction. Strange. I wish her the best and her daddy the Hague.

Her daughter's special day and Pickles STILL could not buy a bra that gets the 'gals' out of the basement...
That dress (Pickles, still) is an abomination, but all too expected - she just refuses to learn.

Jenna (as I said earlier) looks actually very nice. That dress looks better than what I was a'fearin' -based on the cheeseball wedding tchotchkes (but I guess all the woeful chattel, I mean 'women' of the FLDS cleaned out the area Hobby Lobbies of the gingham bolts).

Later taters,
Elspeth

not-jenna looks more like her mom. no W is there hopefully. i am thinking jenna put her foot down on a lot of the BS, cause this seems more hippy that texas trash.

Not Jen is hot. Much hotter than Jen.

How come she don't get no coverage?

Silent Runs Deep. ;-)

Man, I sure hope she stays the fuck out of the news, forever. Seriously.
I do NOT want to see her father's grin, anywhere, ever again, on his face or anyone else's.

"Kinda tacky to wear a color so close to white to your twin sister's wedding, no?"


Yes. And weird -- all the pre-coverage showed the designer dyeing the fabric for Not-Jenna's gown to match her deep blue eyes. I guess the Rit Dye didn't take?

And by the way ... Worst. Wedding. Photographer. Ever.

Oh, c'mon Kevin! He didn't have much to work with here.

That's what you get for going with the cheaper wookiee over the dudes with the experience and technical know-how.

Alas! Like Sinfonian, I'd still hit it. The flowers in the hair are a bit much, though.

All youse guys wantin' to hit on not-jenna, i'd be careful. Her skin is beginning to stretch across her cheekbones in a truly sinister and terrifying way. On the other hand, as long as you keep a paperbag over the head, I suppose you'd be safe. Assuming she doesn't have vagina dentata.

Not-Jenna lives in her own personal jet stream. It's her private place.

Jenna is daddy and mommy's lil girl.

Not Jenna? Not so much.

She's naughty, in ways Jen can NEVER be.

Nope, Not Jen is hot. And likely, she's the smarter of the family.

She will enter politics, at some point.
She was born for it.

And I'll bet, she wants all them Uncle Bush's to get the fuck outta her way, less they can enable her up the ladder.

2012. 2016.

We will see, and America will see if it's still here in 2016, will fall in love with the Bush Daughter. And elect her, too.

You heard it here.

She's the end of the times.

And she's still hot.
MUCH hotter than the rest.

But if let into the system, she will bring the end times.

And she'll be hot. Doing it.


Hot? NotJenna hot?

NONE of them are hot. They're all too ridiculously evil to be hot.
NotJenna has the temperment of her grandmother. There is NOTHING hot about Babs...

Jenna got trimmed down by her publisher for her book tour (of her terrificly ghostwritten little booklet...) and managed to keep it off for the wedding. Now that she's got herself hitched, she's a fat-bomb waiting to happen.

Hot?
Not.

where are not jenna's tits -- hiding below laura's saggers

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