TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.
That's nothing. Lindsey Graham (R-McCain Remora) has been living in a closet for most of his adult life.
AP/Jeff Chiu
More here.
. . .Yeah, but Lindsey's closet has that subtle difference of the 55 gallon barrel of anal lube.
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde | May 31, 2008 at 09:08 AM
The lady in Japan eats food in her closet.
I wonder what Lidsey Graham eats.
Posted by: leslie | May 31, 2008 at 09:15 AM
I wonder what Lindsey Graham eats.
Kinky Smores!
Posted by: queek | May 31, 2008 at 10:08 AM
He feeds off of the stank of McCain's spent shorts.
He weeps uncontrollably when the staff reaches in to collect the laundry.
elspeth
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | May 31, 2008 at 10:35 AM
That photo pegged my Roycohndar at 1000 Gannons. Thanks to the General for inventing a very useful system for measuring such things. Not that there's anything wrong......
Posted by: Capt. Bat Hussein Guano | May 31, 2008 at 11:19 AM
Clicking on the link I find a "file photo" of a closet. Thank god it clarified exactly what the article meant.
Posted by: K. Ron Silkwood | May 31, 2008 at 11:55 AM
The Japanese are accustomed to living in small, confined spaces.
The Republicans are accustomed to living in small, confined minds.
Posted by: Itchy Brother | May 31, 2008 at 12:11 PM
how did lindsey ge INTO the military?
Posted by: pansypoo | May 31, 2008 at 01:16 PM
I think the military got into him.
Quite a lot, actually.
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde | May 31, 2008 at 02:50 PM
I wonder if he and Charlie Crist hooked up at Cindy's ranch over Memorial Day weekend?
Isn't that what the young people call it nowadays?
Posted by: TeddySanFran | May 31, 2008 at 03:47 PM
Military service: USAF (1982-1984)
When did the draft end?
Posted by: | May 31, 2008 at 11:46 PM
note to jimmydean and teddysan:
bwahahahahaha. thanks for the laughs!!!
Posted by: liberaldemdave | June 01, 2008 at 09:44 AM