I meant to post this yesterday, but something shiny caught my attention. From the Beeb:
US President George W Bush has explained the credit crunch savaging US financial markets by saying "Wall Street got drunk".
"It got drunk and now it's got a hangover," Mr Bush said at a private political fundraiser in Houston, Texas.
Check the link for the video. Like we didn't know they were leaving Crawford on 1/20/09. Fuckwits.




"Wall Street got drunk".
This happens everytime the country makes the mistake of letting Republicans run things.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | July 24, 2008 at 08:46 AM
Who removed the drinking age regulations?
Who repealed the Blue laws?
Who fed it booze?
Who emptied its wallet while it was passed out on the bathroom floor?
Republicans.
Posted by: shpx.ohfu | July 24, 2008 at 09:43 AM
Good. Can we have Crawford back now? Won't miss him one bit. No more helicopters full of war criminals flying over us.
Posted by: Auntie Meme | July 24, 2008 at 09:45 AM
Good. Can we have Crawford back now? No more helicopters full of war criminals overhead.
Posted by: Auntie Meme | July 24, 2008 at 09:46 AM
Finally, he used a metaphor correctly, it came from a subject he's all too familiar with.
Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | July 24, 2008 at 11:04 AM
and of course, of course, of course, they will go to Dallas. Because that's where all the real cowboys live.
Posted by: virgotex | July 24, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Who removed the drinking age regulations?
Who repealed the Blue laws?
Who fed it booze?
Who emptied its wallet while it was passed out on the bathroom floor?
Republicans.
Posted by:shpx.ohfu | July 24, 2008 at 09:43 AM
You forgot a line.
Who corn holed it before it came to?
Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | July 24, 2008 at 11:06 AM
No more helicopters full of war criminals overhead.
Well, my house is under the flight path to Camp David. I'm hoping the spy satellites don't notice me brandishing my middle finger whenever one of those 'copter convoys goes over.
P.S. If they ever make a movie about Georgie's misspent youth, clearly they should cast Will Ferrell.
Posted by: Capital J | July 24, 2008 at 11:15 AM
Someone's in full-on Animal House Toga party mode with 6 months still left on the job!
I like how he blames Wall Street for his fuck-ups - Wall Street the most conservative bastion in our society, the source and fiduciary agents of his personal wealth!
BTW isn't Dallas a town in Paraguay?
Posted by: queek | July 24, 2008 at 11:26 AM
I'll go with... infamous fucktards for 1000 Alec...
Posted by: | July 24, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Alec: "He's the worst president in American history." Queek: Who is George W. Bush?" Easiest $1,000 you'll ever make.
Posted by: Bruce388 | July 24, 2008 at 12:21 PM
So. He's always looked like a psychopath. Don't the eyes remind you of Ted Bundy? That and the meaningless grimace of a smile.
Posted by: thepoliticalcat | July 24, 2008 at 12:31 PM
...."n then Wall Street is goin' to throw up and then Wall Street is goin' thru rehab
and will lie about quittin' gettin' drunk."
Posted by: LizDexic | July 24, 2008 at 01:15 PM
...."n then Wall Street is goin' to throw up and then Wall Street is goin' to choke on a pretzel and pass out n then Wall Street will go thru rehab and then Wall Street will lie about quittin' gettin' drunk."
Posted by: LizDexic | July 24, 2008 at 01:16 PM
ted bundy indeed.
Posted by: pansypoo | July 24, 2008 at 01:20 PM
>Like we didn't know they were leaving Crawford on 1/20/09.
Idi Amin's old compound in Saudi Arabia is just sitting there vacant, waiting for its new occupant to move in.
Posted by: bartkid | July 24, 2008 at 03:04 PM