Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
REUTERS/Larry Downing
Shoot me. Now.
[h/t Richard Cranium]
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Words fail.
Posted by: M.K. | August 09, 2008 at 09:17 AM
de·co·rum /dɪˈkɔrəm, -ˈkoʊr-/ noun
1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc.
2. the quality or state of being decorous; orderliness; regularity.
3. Usually, decorums. an observance or requirement of polite society.
[Origin: 1560–70; < L decōrum, n. use of neut. of decōrus decorous]
—Synonyms 1. politeness, manners, dignity. See etiquette.
In other words...WTF
Posted by: queek | August 09, 2008 at 09:18 AM
Is he shrinking?
Posted by: LizDexic | August 09, 2008 at 09:25 AM
This has got to be the stupidest Jigaboo who ever set foot in front of a camera.
'Fuck's the Deal?
Posted by: wa ching | August 09, 2008 at 09:27 AM
Watch out for that one in white, she's taller.
"Kill her."
Posted by: wa ching | August 09, 2008 at 09:29 AM
Fantasy ending to this picture...
Dipshit sneaks up on the athlete and inappropriately touches her, she turns around and starts to beat the shit out of him. The Secret Service, after suffering with watching this type of behavior for the last 8 years, intercedes only by politely asking the athlete to "please stop hurting the President."
*Sigh* A girl can dream.
Posted by: frogspond | August 09, 2008 at 09:34 AM
shadow-puppeteer-in-chief
Posted by: jean | August 09, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Seriously, wtf is he DOING?
Posted by: | August 09, 2008 at 01:18 PM
ditto.
ad 6 ft my ass.
Posted by: pansypoo | August 09, 2008 at 02:03 PM
massive shame on anyone who allows themselves near this creepshow prick
i mean it, not like anyone hasn't had 8 years to get a clue about this entire monstrosity ..
these women should have left chimpy's diseased presence reflexively
what made them not do that
Posted by: Sharkbabe | August 09, 2008 at 02:16 PM
Probably the Secret Service types w/their automatic weapons.
Quit dissing the athletes - they have nowhere to go! Jeebus. They probably didn't even get notice that dumbass was going to be there until he was. And probably w/just enough time before a match that they COULDN'T bug out w/o missing the call.
Elspeth
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | August 09, 2008 at 02:53 PM
Yeah,
Hold real still Misty. I'll get that horse fly fer yah.
How much are we paying this guy???
Posted by: Tom | August 09, 2008 at 03:24 PM
dignatude --- ain't thet whut he brings w/him?
!!!!! A$$HAT !!!!!
Posted by: leslie | August 09, 2008 at 04:57 PM
BRINGS = BRUNG
(sorry. my very bad)
Posted by: leslie | August 09, 2008 at 04:58 PM
nice choos
Posted by: kingweasil | August 09, 2008 at 05:19 PM
Ai fahrt een your jheneral direction
Posted by: NOTeasy | August 09, 2008 at 07:29 PM
lol era. mispeak it awl ya wants.
Posted by: pansypoo | August 09, 2008 at 08:56 PM
How low can you go? C. Checker
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Posted by: QuentinCompson | August 09, 2008 at 09:06 PM
She offered to let him slap her ass. He declined, deciding that it was much more presidential to flick her lower back with his fingertips.
Posted by: neil | August 10, 2008 at 08:32 AM
he konws it is NO larry craig
Posted by: distributorcap | August 10, 2008 at 09:24 AM
These girls had din-din at the White House and invited Chimpy to their match. I quite rooting for their skinny asses when I heard that announcement. Stupid, stupid, girls.
Posted by: vicki | August 10, 2008 at 09:25 AM
These girls had din-din at the White House and invited Chimpy to their match. I quite rooting for their skinny asses when I heard that announcement. Stupid, stupid, girls.
Posted by: vicki | August 10, 2008 at 09:27 AM
it'd be nice if the jingoists running the NBC olympic coverage would realize that EVERYBODY HATES GEORGE BUSH and quit showing him on camera fucking around.
Posted by: james | August 10, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Seriously, what in the world was he doing?
Posted by: Dr. Wu | August 10, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Looks like she's showing off her tat, which IIRC is a "V", or roman numeral 5, which apparently was her chosen jersey number in high school and college. If the gasbags on NBC can be believed.
Still... way to stay classy, Mr. President.
Posted by: Ugluks Flea | August 10, 2008 at 10:45 AM
The volleyball team is doomed. Everything he touches, or even gets close to, turns to shit.
Posted by: Rene ala Carte | August 10, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Please....just go away and take your 23% with you. We have to clean up.
Posted by: mr.ed | August 10, 2008 at 11:03 AM
Remember, this is the guy who said he would "restore honor and dignity to the White House" after it had been "soiled" by Clinton.
Posted by: Blue Buddha | August 10, 2008 at 11:17 AM
i'm sick of them showing the nitwit. keep your attention on the deserving please.
Posted by: pansypoo | August 10, 2008 at 12:34 PM
He's making shadow puppets!
Posted by: CL-Oregon Girl | August 10, 2008 at 12:42 PM
de·co·rum /dɪˈkɔrəm, -ˈkoʊr-/ noun
—Synonyms 1. politeness, manners, dignity. See etiquette.
In other words...WTF
And McCain pimping his wife to the bikers
I guess it's OK if you're a white Republican.
IOKIYAWR
Obama, of course, has to be dignified at all times..you know why. Then he's accused of 'elitism'.
Posted by: ronin | August 10, 2008 at 01:23 PM
He just doesn't give a shit any more. It's one long vacation with bennies for Preznit Spoilt Bastard.
And yeah, it's one thing for NBC's coverage to be dominated by Wank Volleyball. It's another thing for the frakking preznit to join in.
(He mountain-biked some of the road race course. Shoot me now.)
Posted by: pseudonymous in nc | August 10, 2008 at 02:18 PM
It looks like he's using his hand as shade so he can examine the tattoo.
Posted by: Geoduck | August 10, 2008 at 03:01 PM
Makes Caligula look like a class act.
Posted by: Leila Abu-Saba | August 10, 2008 at 03:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfibaWamS70
More of the same from the chimpster.
Posted by: moe99 | August 10, 2008 at 03:43 PM
What's more shocking than Bush's playing shadow games is the use of the racist slur "jigaboo" in this forum and yet none of you good liberals and feminists have remarked in any way on that.
Ya know guys, being ironic is not an excuse for racism or sexism.
Us liberals really aren't any better specimen of human than the conservatives we mock. There is a great deal of ignorance and arrogance and rank meanness amongst us.
So go fuck yourselves.
Posted by: anon | August 10, 2008 at 04:54 PM
I should have known that this would have been covered already.
Still, it's interesting to see what the spankee's husband had to say about this.
Posted by: Sinfonian | August 10, 2008 at 05:10 PM
Thanks Sinfonian for the link.
So let's recap:
a) it's a volleyball tradition
b) he comes from an athletic background: cheerleader, sports team owner
c) he is invited, not once, but twice, the second time after apparently participating in a bit of the sport
d) he doesn't slap her ass, but with the back of his hand, lightly slaps her tattoo
So the guy is a war mongering bastard that has needlessly kill hundreds of thousands of people, but
How on earth does this incident show he is a pig?
Does the woman involved not have a brain? Can she not be a consenting adult? Does she not have agency? Does she not understand the context?
Why do YOU demean women to insist that men should not take their statements and invitations seriously?
Jesus fucking christ, us liberals are supposed to be smart and recognize and celebrate the humanity in all of us.
The President is plenty douchebaggy, there is no reason for assholes like you to go off on him for crimes we know he didn't commit. In fact, it just makes us all appear to be fucktards, and I resent that.
Posted by: anon | August 10, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Tuck in your shirt! You're the President.
No wonder people don't take their hat off for him anymore.
Posted by: | August 10, 2008 at 06:34 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you President Johnny Bravo.
Posted by: J. A. Baker | August 10, 2008 at 07:48 PM
Sigh, you can delete comments like any common pinhead admin, but you're still leaving "jigaboo", a racist slur, up there.
I guess that shows you approve of that use.
You're such a fucking tool.
Posted by: anon | August 10, 2008 at 09:12 PM
Ok, in this case I am just green with envy that Misty May didn't ask me to swat her on the butt. :)
Posted by: ollie | August 11, 2008 at 05:48 AM
She showed him her tattoo and he touched it for good luck. At least that's the way they explained it on tv.
That picture is disgusting in a whole new bunch of ways. I hate to even imagine what McCain would do in that situation.
Posted by: pissed off patricia | August 11, 2008 at 07:30 AM
Not that this excuses the Chimp-in-Chief at all, but the volleyball team requested that he give them a good luck swat on the ass, so the one teammate turned around (thus the picture) and he used the backside of his hand to hit the small of her back - just to ensure there was no doubt that he did not touch her ass with his open hand.
But much like his "chest-thump" with AF cadets, it's amazing that both the subjects and the president have no concept of presidential dignity. There are things that the President does not do, that is, unless he graduated with a C-average from college and used to be a heavy party-hound.
Posted by: Jason | August 11, 2008 at 08:23 AM
Girls, let me show you How To Surge a Wild Bikini!
Posted by: zencomix | August 11, 2008 at 08:56 AM
"Hey Dubya, listen to this squeeker and take a nice whiff and tell me if you can tell what I ate last night."
Posted by: Blind Mind | August 11, 2008 at 09:42 AM
Looks like she's showing off her tat, which IIRC is a "V", or roman numeral 5, which apparently was her chosen jersey number in high school and college. If the gasbags on NBC can be believed.
Whatever, it's still a tramp stamp.
Is he autographing her ass?
Posted by: Duros Hussein 62 | August 11, 2008 at 11:53 AM
too bad she wasn't wearing her "I'm with stupid" shirt.
Posted by: MH | August 11, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Hey anon.
Shut the fuck up, Nigger!!
Posted by: wa ching | August 11, 2008 at 03:16 PM
Spear-chucker!
Posted by: wa ching | August 11, 2008 at 03:16 PM