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What about how Daddy left his first, crippled wife to leech off Mommy?
Cindy McCain, along with Meghan's siblings Jack, Jimmy and Bridget, are described fondly in the book — but the children from McCain’s first marriage are left unmentioned.
Here's my favorite bit:
One percent of the book’s proceeds will go to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which provides support for wounded military veterans and their families.
So that'll be what? $15.00, tops?
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i am sure the GOP will buy it up to be a freebee when you donate. my grandpa got a jeese helms book. i had fun grilling it.
Posted by: pansypoo | August 13, 2008 at 02:07 PM
How come there's a picture of Leslie Nielsen on the cover?
Posted by: Timmy B | August 13, 2008 at 02:10 PM
ONE percent! What a frickin pig.
Shoot me. Shoot me now.
Posted by: robinhood | August 13, 2008 at 02:56 PM
Holy Crap! It IS Leslie Nielsen!!!!!!!
Posted by: pansypoo | August 13, 2008 at 02:07 PM
How come there's a picture of Leslie Nielsen on the cover?
Posted by: robinhood | August 13, 2008 at 02:58 PM
Sorry Timmy B
It looks like I can't work and read this blog... alas...
Posted by: robinhood | August 13, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Trollop Jr. is heiress to how many millions of dollars? And she'll donate a whole 1%, how republican of her.
Posted by: Sorghum Crow | August 13, 2008 at 03:03 PM
disgusting.
Posted by: zoe | August 13, 2008 at 03:05 PM
What the...!??!? "Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund"!?!?!?
As opposed to the non-intrepid Fallen Heroes???? So, what kind of tax-shelter is that!??!? ONE bloody percent?!?!? Fat load of good that will do...Jeeeeezus H. riding a faded garden gnome!!!
I am embarrassed for her...even more than before. Bloated, bleached, botoxed, beefy trust-fund princess! Shame on her.
Elspeth
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | August 13, 2008 at 03:11 PM
Meghan McMillionaire, One Percenter Extraordinaire.
I think the Bush gal donated more than one percent. It's hard to be more selfish than a Bush twin. But I think she's done it. That's really shocking.
Posted by: TeddySanFran | August 13, 2008 at 03:15 PM
The illustrator made a huge mistake. No offense meant to the esteemed and good hearted comedian, but McCain, in his solderin' days, looked more like Steve Martin than anything. And now he looks nothing like (no offense to that other esteemed and good hearted comedian) the Leslie Nielson double illustrated in the main part of the cover.
Methinks the illustrator was looking at pictures of Frank Lautenberg (who looks an awful lot like Leslie Nielson) when drawing the cover.
Posted by: DAS | August 13, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Boy that's 17 different kinds of military industrial-strength porny creepshow wack ass death cult shit.
I do love how subtly they always work in the "look - he USED to be fuckable" image - lol!
Posted by: Sharkbabe | August 13, 2008 at 07:04 PM
Left out the boys from the first marriage, eh? I guess they are an inconvient truth that can be ignored. Maybe step-mom offered to buy their hurt as long as they didn't make a fuss. If they are anything like their dear old Dad I'm sure they have a price.
Posted by: you're kidding, right? | August 13, 2008 at 07:54 PM
Surf Nazis Must Die!
Posted by: wa ching | August 13, 2008 at 07:55 PM
So, was McCain born old?
Posted by: FastMovingCloud | August 13, 2008 at 08:15 PM
LEAVE MEGHAN ALONE!!!!1!!
Posted by: The Kenosha Kid | August 13, 2008 at 08:21 PM
Why? She's 23 yrs old, and she's out there making money off her family name and pimping a grotesquely sanitized "biography" of her father.
The vague promise to donate a whopping 1% of her profits just goes to show that she was obviously NOT adopted. The John and Cindy McCain Foundation, run by Cindy, has donated over $500K to the private schools that their children attended. (Most of it WHILE they were attending) Collectively, the various private schools rank as the largest recipient of the foundation’s money.
Would it kill the eldest daughter of a wealthy family to at least make the Christian gesture of donating 10% of the profits? Especially since whatever profits are made are only because of WHO her father is? I wonder if she's getting an advance or being paid for the book - since that would be done BEFORE profit is generated.
Posted by: Court Jester | August 13, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Kenosha's being facetious, CJ. It's his . . . idiom.
Posted by: watertiger | August 13, 2008 at 10:12 PM
obviously trollop jr takes after pa.
Posted by: pansypoo | August 13, 2008 at 10:17 PM
why cant she donate ALL the money to charity
cundy's millons arent enough?
Posted by: distributorcap | August 13, 2008 at 10:23 PM
Kind of like when Babs donated $30K to Katrina relief, with the condition that it all be spent on Neil Bush's "educational" software. Anuses. (Anii?)
Posted by: Bruce388 | August 13, 2008 at 10:38 PM
That's the cover? I thought it was one of those cheesy needlepoint things you see at flea markets. Bleecch!
Posted by: Caveat | August 14, 2008 at 12:03 AM
"... and don't call me surely, either"
Posted by: Mac from Oregon | August 14, 2008 at 03:00 AM
Why? She's 23 yrs old, and she's out there making money off her family name and pimping a grotesquely sanitized "biography" of her father.
She's blonde and has large breasts. QED
Posted by: The Kenosha Kid | August 14, 2008 at 08:39 AM
KK: "She's blonde and has large SAGGING breasts". Just for the record.
Posted by: zoe | August 14, 2008 at 11:02 AM
The book I want to read is starter daughter Sydney's version of Chez McSame.
Posted by: HarpoSnarx | August 14, 2008 at 11:57 AM
The artwork looks like the cover of my, "Fun With Dick and Jane" first grade reader. It also occurs to me that the picture of him in uniform is supposed to make you believe that this daughter is from his first and only family. Let's just forget all those older kids, who have to be in their forties and early fifties. That would make him a super-geezer.
Posted by: sksmith22002@yahoo.com | August 15, 2008 at 12:11 PM