when he has to come out from behind Sarah Palin's skirts :
PHILADELPHIA - Republican presidential candidate John McCain cut short his first public appearance without running-mate Sarah Palin after chanting supporters of Democratic rival Barack Obama interrupted his speech.
After lunching with a roundtable of women at Philadelphia’s Down Home Diner, McCain shook hands with supporters and strode up to a podium to deliver a statement. But as he spoke, chants of “Obama, Obama, Obama” filled the room.
Hell, if he can't even face a hostile crowd of Obama supporters, how is he supposed to stand up to Al Qaeda? Oh, that's right -- his human shield, Sarah Palin, will do it for him.
And in an especially cowardly move:
The McCain campaign is "very seriously considering" having McCain and Palin campaign together more often than not in the next two months, a senior campaign aide said, adding it could be the most a presidential and vice presidential candidate campaign in tandem in recent history.
Face it, John: you sold your soul to the Devil, aka Ralph Reed, when you picked Sarah Palin and now you don't even have your dignity left.
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



That old man should be happy we didn't take him to the Linc and crash test dummy his ass. We threw snowballs at Santa! We'll fuck your shit up.
Posted by: Monica_A: Obamaniac | September 10, 2008 at 09:18 PM
Jesus Christ was a Community Organizer.
Pontius Pilate was a Governor.
Posted by: CEO | September 10, 2008 at 09:34 PM
sounds like it's time to employ the Rude Pundit's strategy:
Posted by: sukabi | September 10, 2008 at 09:35 PM
I'm tired of Sarah Palin types and her arrogant cronies telling us that she's the only real American, she's the only one we can vote for, she's God's gift to Alaskans, and the rest of us don't count.
She was a corrupt governor of the biggest welfare state in the union, and a corrupt Mayor who fiddled the books. A President Palin would run Alaska like her own private Halliburton. Do not want.
Posted by: Max Power | September 10, 2008 at 09:43 PM
So, like, who's running here - as opposed to running away?
Oh, that would be Obama.
Posted by: Caveat | September 10, 2008 at 09:51 PM
"When I take that 3 AM call I want my Vice President right there next to me. . . "
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde | September 10, 2008 at 10:03 PM
"Bring that trash in here. This is my house!" - Stewie Griffin
Posted by: Monica_A: Obamaniac | September 10, 2008 at 10:04 PM
Max, you are right. Obama is running for office. Palin is running away, and McCain is lost.
Posted by: Michelle | September 10, 2008 at 10:06 PM
mcPenis needs his security vagina,
Posted by: pansypoo | September 10, 2008 at 10:20 PM
pansypoo - Sheeeeit!!! That is awesome!!!
Posted by: frogspond | September 11, 2008 at 12:11 AM
really?
Posted by: pansypoo | September 11, 2008 at 02:44 PM
You know what? I think it's a good thing they campaign together. As she's exposed as a serial liar, he's tarred with that as well.
Mrs. and Mrs. LIAR
Posted by: four legs good | September 11, 2008 at 04:15 PM