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No, Henry. It's because you're a Jew. Sure, you're a war criminal, that's hot. But the Jew thing is a deal breaker.
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Nothing like a little mutual scorn.
And she does scorn so well.
Posted by: Fern | September 23, 2008 at 09:46 PM
Bible Spice told Holy Joe the same thing.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | September 23, 2008 at 09:50 PM
"I am so much taller than you..."
Posted by: wa ching | September 23, 2008 at 10:03 PM
"So did you know that like, you can so totally see it, Russia, from some islands in Alaska? Cause it's like right there and everything! Soooo amazing. Yeah."
Posted by: Max Power | September 23, 2008 at 10:05 PM
BIBLE SPICE!
I LOVE IT!
Posted by: watertiger | September 23, 2008 at 10:08 PM
I'm wearing it under my armpits!
Posted by: wa ching | September 23, 2008 at 10:20 PM
bible spice - hi-larious
Seriously, why hasn't that fuck died yet? SRSLY!
Posted by: Sharkbabe | September 23, 2008 at 10:33 PM
So, Kissinger is like 156 years old or something? Sad thing is he looks better than McCain!
Posted by: pursang | September 23, 2008 at 11:05 PM
I did not invent "Bible Spice", he said in a (brief) moment of honesty.
I saw it on Wonkette, where it has picked up great popularity. For obvious reasons.
It's perfect.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | September 23, 2008 at 11:53 PM
kissinger sadly does look better than mcPecker.
Posted by: pansypoo | September 24, 2008 at 12:40 AM
"Bible Spice" encapsulates why everyone who likes Palin likes her. "Palin is a hottie" is a wingnut favorite.
I'd suggest the more grounded "Georgina W Bush".
Posted by: Max Power | September 24, 2008 at 01:01 AM
"Bible Spice" is perfect!!!
Raises a toast to the wonderful person who came up with that one, while secretly wishing it were me. :-)
Posted by: frogspond | September 24, 2008 at 07:58 AM
"Georgina W Bush"
Add to the honor roll!
Posted by: HarpoSnarx | September 24, 2008 at 10:13 AM
"Bible Spice" is great, but I think I prefer the other good moniker out there: "Caribou Barbie."
Posted by: Capital J | September 24, 2008 at 10:14 AM
How 'bout "Thrilla from Wasilla"?
God-zilla from Wasilla?
Drilla from Wasilla?
Killa from Wasilla?
Posted by: Mac from Oregon | September 24, 2008 at 10:25 AM
I'm in for Mooselini!
Posted by: queek | September 24, 2008 at 10:49 AM
I love Bible Spice myself, but I think Rapture Spice would be more appropriate.
I mean, I know a lot of Unitarians that read it too ...
Posted by: kenga | September 24, 2008 at 10:56 AM
"You're a war criminal, that's hot." LOL
Posted by: Keara | September 24, 2008 at 12:49 PM
"I, uhhhh . . . mebbee if we had waited just a little more time for za Viagra . . . No?"
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde | September 24, 2008 at 01:31 PM
i heard she was in apocalipstick now.
Posted by: pansypoo | September 24, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Personally, I prefer Rapture Barbie, complete with all things necessary for travel to paradise. Nikes, purple tshirts and blankets...
Posted by: sundancer | September 24, 2008 at 06:50 PM
Apocalipstick - that would sell. I like it.
Posted by: Caveat | September 24, 2008 at 11:56 PM
I first heard "Bible Spice" this morning on the Randi Rhodes show on Air America.
Posted by: Daryl | September 25, 2008 at 08:06 PM