Ironic.

From the New York Post:

[A]lthough we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reactionary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut . . .

Well, it's not like she needed it to eat or anything.

Comments

[JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde]

Did she finally catch a car?

[Duros Hussein 62]

Oh sweet schadenfreude!
Funnier than Rush going deaf.

[spork_incident]

How did she break her jaw?

I wanna know!

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[JeffCO]

Ann's planning on making her "Pullet Surprise" this Thanksgiving, and no, it has nothing to do with The Crying Game.

[JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde]

Hopefully it will heal shut.

[dan mcenroe]

Did she finally catch a car?

OK, JDFUCC just won the Internets.

[Iwonder]

Yes, there is a Santa Claus!!!

[Ruth]

This is classic treatment for bulemia.

[m]

the "hand" - the adam's apple - this "woman" is one of the secret Yale programs to create a human-alien hybrid. isn't it obvious? "did she finally catch a car?" oooh.

Change truly is coming to America.

[Capt. Bat Guano]

Change truly is coming to America.

[four legs good]

I can't think of anything snarky enough to describe her.

Hideous. She's completely hideous, inside and out.

[FastMovingCloud]

Is that a foot or a hand on her hip? I have never seen such a large palm on ANYONE, male or female. Or such a sunken hip! I think Ruth is correct; she's being treated for bulimia.

[tata]

She can still type, yes? Our long national nightmare is not yet over.

[moeman]

They can still feed it through a straw.

[Gindy]

Who got close enough to hit her?

[res ipsa loquitur]

If Coulter can't talk would it be greedy to hope that Jonah Goldberg won't be able to type soon?

[Bill]

Coulter's left lower arm-wrist-hand combo reminds me of Hank Paulson's left pinkie.

[racymind]

Broke her jaw?

The lid slammed on her when she was drinking from the toilet...

(yes, derivative from the "she caught a car" joke up top)

[heydave]

This news is so sad.
Wait, did I just call it sad?
Too fucking bad, girl.

[spinkbottle]

That is a simian appendage, if ever I saw one.

[heydave]

Careful, she's still armed!
One slash of that protrusion
and you shall feel pain.

[heydave]

p.s.
"feel" should be just one
syllable, if you're counting.
My haiku remains.

[kate]

That's thin from starvation. If you've known very thin people well (and I have), you learn to know the difference.

[Duros Hussein 62]

How did she break her jaw?

I wanna know!

Trying to blow herself, no doubt.

[distributorcap]

it must be tough going down on Pat Buchanan all the time

[pursang]

Atheists all over America are wondering if they've been wrong. If Ann Coulter's jaw is wired shut then truly there must be some sort of God.

[moistenedbink]

Gah! what kind of creature is she actually? Whose hands are that long above the wrists? This thing is not human! Why do the networks pay to most to the least human among us? Is it and alien infestation thing?

[Bruce388]

Obviously something went wrong during the transsexual process. Anyone's guess as to which sexual direction it's going.

[Frances the Cockatoo]

Did she finally catch a car? Now that's funny.

JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde wins.

[Raoul Paste]

That girl ain't right.

[pansypoo]

pointy bitchy shoes.

i think i found her problem in an old oral pathology book from a dentist's estate sale dumpster-hypo-gonadism. makes you tall and skinny and usually INFERTILE, if not low sex. and in it's case, bitter and stupid.

[jussumbody]

I don't think the red circle is there to draw attn to her outsized hands.

LOOK people! There is a fucking ring on that left hand! I thought Florida banned gay marriages. Who did Tranny Coulter marry or get engaged to?

[pansypoo]

hypo-gonadism. makes you long and thin and INFERTILE.

[twolf1]

Video from a recent Coulter encounter: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081124-giant-squid-magnapinna.html

[therealhellkitty]

just looking at her I wonder if she has Marfans Syndrome?

from Medicinet "Skeleton--People with Marfan syndrome are typically very tall, slender, and loose jointed. Since Marfan syndrome affects the long bones of the skeleton, arms, legs, fingers, and toes may be disproportionately long in relation to the rest of the body. A person with Marfan syndrome often has a long, narrow face, and the roof of the mouth may be arched, causing the teeth to be crowded. Other skeletal abnormalities include a sternum (breastbone) that is either protruding or indented, curvature of the spine (scoliosis), and flat feet."

Which is not to say that she isn't a vile person...I just wondered.

[Bruce388]

That Marfans Syndrome, with the loose joints, tells me it could have blown itself after all. So the leading theory to its injury is, to me, finally catching that parked car.

[ihoppastihop]

I don't understand how she 'broke her jaw.' How does one break their own jaw.. Was she hit by an abusive girlfriend, I mean boyfriend, did she drink too much wine and fall down drunk??? How did she break her jaw??