“John McCain’s going to win North Carolina,” Graham said as he introduced McCain here today. “I’ll beat Michael Phelps in swimming before Barack Obama wins North Carolina. Don’t let me down because I can’t swim.”
Guess what, girlfren? Obama won North Carolina today.
Just don't wear the Speedos for your swan song, Miss Lindsey. The world isn't ready for that image.



Michael Phelps is busy. Can we just have Lindsey swim with the fishes....?
Posted by: Sorghum Crow | November 06, 2008 at 12:49 PM
This wasn't the first time Goober was wrong, and it won't be the last.
Remember, Lindsey was one of the "impeachers" when he was in the House. He's still a scumbag.
Posted by: Rene ala Carte | November 06, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Yeah, but he didn't promise to drown himself if Clinton wasn't impeached.
Posted by: watertiger | November 06, 2008 at 01:04 PM
Just awesome. It's especially nice to imagine the spinning corpse of Jesse Helms (R-Rotting in Hell) ...
Posted by: Sharkbabe | November 06, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Lindsay Graham has a clit.
Posted by: Frances the Cockatoo | November 06, 2008 at 01:30 PM
Frances, I'm reporting you to the Clitoral American Anti-Defamation League right now ;)
Posted by: Sharkbabe | November 06, 2008 at 01:36 PM
Quick! Somebody call Michael Phelps...
Posted by: Ann | November 06, 2008 at 01:43 PM
you see that Rachel referred to Graham as McCain's closes "political man friend" last night. Showed them driving out of McCain's condo together alone in a SUV, first thing in the morning.
Posted by: virgotex | November 06, 2008 at 02:15 PM
Just don't wear the Speedos for your swan song, Miss Lindsey. The world isn't ready for that image.
Oh, you owe me for planting that image, sister.
Posted by: Molly Ivors | November 06, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Yes, pass the brain bleach, stat!
Posted by: Capital J | November 06, 2008 at 04:53 PM
You go man friend, you never go back, right? Imagine a 3 way with McCain, Lieberman and Miss Lindsay? Eew, poor Cindy.
Actually No! Rich Cindy! WTF girl? You've got the bucks, have a life will you?
Posted by: moistenedbink | November 06, 2008 at 06:02 PM
ugh. please don't say speedos.
Posted by: pansypoo | November 06, 2008 at 09:38 PM