darned cute missin' all those limbs!"
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And no Palin appearance is complete without strangled syntax:
"We need Saxby because we need checks and balances in Washington, and we will not have that if Saxby is not re-elected," said Palin. "With one party in control of the House and the Senate and the White House we need a conservative who will speak for themselves."









She needs to go congress herselves.
Posted by: | December 01, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Tonight on Olberman: "...pretty soon she'll be doing supermarket openings..." Good use of her 'talent.'
Posted by: raceynora | December 01, 2008 at 11:24 PM
She's so caring...
She looks like a Blues singer, or Janis Joplin in her prime...
Posted by: wa ching | December 02, 2008 at 12:21 AM
make her go AWAY!
Posted by: pansypoo | December 02, 2008 at 01:17 AM
Rolling her head to the left...
(while expending way too much effort for the meaningless shit coming out of her mouth)
...she looks like she spotted an End of Days Antichrist in the audience!
Posted by: queek | December 02, 2008 at 08:14 AM
Does she need a haircut?
Posted by: Rene ala Carte | December 02, 2008 at 08:52 AM
Me failed English? That's unpossible!
Posted by: Doris Ziffel | December 02, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Hmmm...she ain't so put together as she was in the glory days, eh? Before was in the bar at midnight after a few beers, this is in the morning light. I suspect quite a few of the folks who fell hard and fast are taking a second look now.
Posted by: moistenedbink | December 02, 2008 at 08:18 PM
Yeesh, moistenedbink, let's hope so. But, ya know, I seriously doubt it. As someone once said, ignorance can be cured but you can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Eyesbright | December 02, 2008 at 08:51 PM
Who was the highest-paid McCain campaign employee? Wasn't it the makeup artist for Sarah? He/she was worth every penny.
Posted by: Bruce388 | December 02, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Since "them" has become a singular pronoun, I keep waiting for the logical reflexive "themself" to be used. I guess Ms. Palin didn't think of it.
Posted by: uncle noel | December 03, 2008 at 11:22 AM