BREAKING NEWS...

In what will surely come as a relief to Watertiger and Tengrain, a new generation of moochers and dealers has arrived having duly wriggled free of Bristol Palin's barely post-pubescent womb.*

HUZZAH!

*description may cause arousal in John Derbyshire

-- Atta J. Turk

Comments

[virgotex]

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The baby's name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, according to Jones.

Of course, in this family, it could have easily been:

I like Tripp Easton Mitchell-Johnston-According-to-Jones better.

[MD]

Check that child for wolf DNA.... Just saying, just saying....

[darkblack]

'Tripp'?

Don't knock boots on a rave night, kids.

;>)

[pansypoo]

blegh. now make them go AWAY!

[Tengrain]

Darn it, I really thought I was gonna get the name right with Dorito Spatula.

Regards,

Tengrain

[zoe]

Oh! The blessed event has occurred! I am so thrilled!
BLLLLLLLLLLEeeeeeeeeccccchhhhhhhhhhhh!

So how much did the grifters get from People?

[Capt. Bat Guano]

".....Levi Johnston, an apprentice electrician and former Wasilla High School hockey player who has been dating Bristol for three years."

Oh, so what's the kid's are calling bending her over out behind the garage at a kegger these days.

[HarpoSnarx]

Time for Tawd to shine up that family weddin' shotgun.

[CatStaff]

Track, Trig, Tripp?

Jaysus.

[queek]

So who's the biological mother?

[amused]

"Tripp"?

I thought they were going to call him "Whoops".

[amused]

Ok, these "congratulations" cards from HuffPo are really funny.

http://www.236.com/news/2008/12/29/bristol_continues_the_palin_tr_10814.php

[Wee Mousie]

Up next, a one-Tripp christening/wedding and honeymoon/2 o’clock breast-feeding.

Lucky Levi!

[EvilDrPuma]

Oh, good. Now we can get on with the nationally vital project of ignoring the Palins forever.

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

They are takin' him on tour - y'know... a "road Tripp"! :)
Elspeth

[MD]

Trig....ahem....Tripp , just a little too Freudian...me thinks. Unless they are naming him after "Linda".....come to think of it, ..sort of making sense now....they are trying to give us clues. The first born was conceived in the bed of a pickup, Bristol ; while watching Australian football on ESPN, Willow; when Todd could only muster a limpy, Trig; under the desk at Math class, Tripp; during one of young Levi's deliveries while sampling the product....

[MD]

Oh lordie, how could I have forgotten young Piper ?...... Well I didn't ...ahem ...Let me just say she wasn't named for a mile high incident in their one prop airplane......

[Tom]

They are takin' him on tour - y'know... a "road Tripp"! :)
Elspeth

or an Ego trip

[JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde]

I hope Tripp's life isn't a Bummer.

Chance his parents will divorce within 3 years after marriage: probably about 87%.

[g]

No,no - he's an apprentice electrican. Of course they named the baby "Tripp" - as in a tripped circuit breaker. At least they didn't name him "Dead Short." or "Blown Fuse."

[Elspeth R]

g, or "Faulty Wiring"... or "Short Circuit", "Switch Plate"...

Elspeth

[virgotex]

No,no - he's an apprentice electrican. Of course they named the baby "Tripp" - as in a tripped circuit breaker. At least they didn't name him "Dead Short." or "Blown Fuse."

or Fish Tape

heh, I made a electrician humor. who'da thunk it.

[jasperjava]

I hope Tripp's life isn't a Bummer.

Considering his parents and grandparents, that's a pretty slim hope.

Chance his parents will divorce within 3 years after marriage: probably about 87%.

That's if the wedding occurs at all. If that boy Levi had any sense, he'd hightail it away from that crazy, trashy family and swim across to Russia to join some local Kamchatka hockey team.

[Harmonika Savingsbonds]

I was soooo hoping that they would choose Gingiva if it was a girl, Nipples if a boy.

[queasy]

he's an apprentice electrician

Plug

Zip cord

One hole strap

Ground lug