Mammory Lane
"Every year in March I come here to organize the Arnold Classic, which is all about building the body and pumping," Schwarzenegger said.
"That's why I want to invite Senator Obama because he needs to do something about those skinny legs. I'm going to make him do some squats.
"And then we're going to make him do some biceps curls to beef up those scrawny little arms.
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-- Atta J. Turk









Maria Shriver just loves her some quivering bowl of Jello.
Shake it for me Ahnooooold!
Posted by: Mad Dogs | December 24, 2008 at 09:29 AM
Steroids. The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: zoe | December 24, 2008 at 09:34 AM
There is not enough brain bleach in the world to remove this vision of the Gropenator from my mind's eye. Thanks, Atta.
Posted by: KLG | December 24, 2008 at 09:51 AM
Ahnold looks like the death scene from "The Rise and Fall of Poppin' Fresh."
Posted by: Wee Mousie | December 24, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Wow...I think that pic of the Pres-Elect just made this gal experience "schwing!"!!! I can safely say no prior president has had that effect on me.
Oh, Michelle, you lucky and deserving woman!!! (I am thinking she gets the big "O" in so many ways!!!) Cheers to you! Get some for me, kthxbai!!!
Elspeth
Posted by: Elspeth R | December 24, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Mein Gott!
Posted by: HarpoSnarx | December 24, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Oh, and I am utterly -or would that be 'udderly'?- ignoring aaahhnnold's hans und franz pic...bleaaacchh! whoops, so much for ignoring...must regard President-elect's pic to cleanse and condition my brain! :)
Elspeht
Posted by: Elspeth R | December 24, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Bing Bong, Mr. President-Elect!
Posted by: Monica_A: T'Pogo | December 24, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Uuugghh, WTF, does Ahnuld exist on a strict Vienna Sausage diet or what?
Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | December 24, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Who are you going to listen to? Me? Or your lying eyes.
Posted by: Frances the Cockatoo | December 24, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Dude on the left?
That's what a leader looks like.
Posted by: Duros Hussein 62 | December 24, 2008 at 12:19 PM
i think i know who let himself go.
Posted by: pansypoo | December 24, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Pure genius.
Ahnold is looking more like Raygun with each passing day. Actors. Bah.
Posted by: Sorghum Crow | December 24, 2008 at 01:50 PM
Obama, out of concern for Ahnold could send him a bathrobe, a couple of long t-shirts and some long swimming trunks. Out of concern of course.
Posted by: kate | December 24, 2008 at 02:22 PM
svelte vs. melt
Posted by: punaise | December 24, 2008 at 06:41 PM
I think a picture of McCain in a speedo to the right of Ahhnold would make for an interesting transition!
Posted by: queek | December 24, 2008 at 10:07 PM
gravity is a bad thing.
Posted by: pansypoo | December 24, 2008 at 11:58 PM
AW-nold looks great.....for a 70 year old. ..Alas this picture was taken at least 5 years ago. ... . but who am I to poke fun? I looked like that when I was Obama's age.........I'm holding out like 'Unka Dick' and refusing to die until a full body transplant is a feasible medical procedure.
Posted by: MD | December 25, 2008 at 12:00 AM