Shorter Novakula:
"I ate all the Frusen-Gladje."
NOVAK: I’d go full speed ahead because of the hateful and beastly way in which my left-wing critics in the press and Congress tried to make a political affair out of it and tried to ruin me. My response now is this: The hell with you. They didn’t ruin me. I have my faith, my family, and a good life. A lot of people love me — or like me. So they failed. I would do the same thing over again because I don’t think I hurt Valerie Plame whatsoever.
Enjoy the guilt, Bob.
Well, all right then! If he doesn't think he hurt Valerie Plame at all, then that's the end of it! What can anyone else say to that? I mean, Novak is obviously all-seeing and all-knowing and therefore his opinion is definitive.
Does he even have a clue how stupid he sounds?
Posted by: Nora | December 03, 2008 at 02:29 PM
he does live on the truthiness planet.
Posted by: pansypoo | December 03, 2008 at 02:29 PM
Bob Novak
He's the prince of Snarkness..
A royal pain in the ASS ... Thinks he's never wrong.
Posted by: Tom | December 03, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Frusen Gladje My ass
Honkie never tasted Ripple.
Posted by: Fred Sanford | December 03, 2008 at 02:53 PM
what a turd.
Posted by: karen marie | December 03, 2008 at 03:09 PM
He'd already made himself a joke by the time this act of treachery & cowardice was committed, so technically he's correct - you can't "ruin" a pile of human rubble.
It's not just a river in Egypt.
History will not be kind ... he marked himself as the lowest form of vermin from the moment the woman's name was mentioned. His egotistical defiance only confirms his ugliness - & the stench of Bush's brown lipstick will be on him for the rest of his life.
Posted by: jim | December 03, 2008 at 03:22 PM
Faith? heh, sure thing there douchebag.
Posted by: moeman | December 03, 2008 at 05:12 PM
Shouldn't he be pulling a Lee Atwater about now? Or was the claim that he had brain cancer a ruse to avoid being arrested for hitting that homeless man with his 'vette?
Posted by: GM B | December 03, 2008 at 07:49 PM
Your faith, eh, Bob?
I'm sure it has some sort of forgiveness clause about it . . . translated to: "I'm really not responsible for anything I've done. It's in the past."
Eat shit.
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde | December 03, 2008 at 08:22 PM
Yo Evil One! It's called the consequences of your actions. Suck on it because it will be on your gravestone - along with gallons of DFH urine.
Posted by: HarpoSnarx | December 03, 2008 at 09:52 PM
He's got his own rotten page!
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/pundits/robert-novak/
Posted by: raceynora | December 03, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Isn't this motherfucker dead yet?
Posted by: dave™© | December 04, 2008 at 10:20 AM