Walker, Texas Governor?

Or President, since he doesn't seem to understand that we're still a Union:

Via Wonkette.

Comments

[Tasha Nelson]

dumb enough to be a republican

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

Oh, ICK! My ex-boyfriend used to blather to me about how HE wanted to be the "President of Texas"...what a nin-cow-poop! (update: the guy's about to marry his third stripper! I'm thinking, "time for a new dream bucko!") Gads, I cannot stand Norris.
Elspeth

[Jesus X. Crutch]

Fine, can't think of anyone more qualified.

[queasy]

A while back a read piece about the various ratings systems for TV, movies, video games, etc. Someone offered this gem:

"Warning- This motion picture contains scenes of Chuck Norris attempting to act. Viewer discretion is advised."

[Greenhouse Guy]

Yes Chuckie is a fookin tool... however here's a fun story of my time in Texas.

I moved to College Station for about 5 months to help my cousin out with his lawn business. We went to a grocery store after one hell of a hot day of working in the Texas heat to buy grill food and beer. After he bought his food and beer I proceeded to buy mine. The clerk said that they couldn't accept an out of state ID (WI). I said, "Bring the manager out, I'd like to speak to him." He told me I needed a TX ID to buy alcohol. I laughed at him but my cuz was pissed! I told the manager this is valid, this is who I am, here's a credit card, here's more ID... wtf more do you want?

Cousin then takes over and says: "Who do you think you are? Walker Texas Store Manager?" It drew such laughs from customers and employees that he sold me my beer and we walked away with a great laugh and story. Sheet... musta been 10 years ago now but I absolutely love telling that story.

[karen marie]

i love what supafloss has done with chuck norris.

[tellybelly]

I was subjected to 'W,TR' because my partner's children liked it. The one thing I found unique (unique, mind you, not good. Nothing was good about it) was that all the supporting actors were like celebrity impersonators of other TV actors. Walker's love interest resembled a 5th generation Xerox of Cybill Shepherd, the tough younger ranger looked like a porn star imitation of Mark Valley, the young rangerette (?) was a very generic tiny brunette who looked like someone you'd seen in a dozen commercials one season before she was overexposed and forced to do Time-Life Hits of the Sixties infomercials, etc., etc.

It was almost so bad it was good...

[TeddySanFran]

Can we give them back to Mexico yet?
Haven't Texans done enough damage?

[queek]

He a true Bush Republican and as dumb as a box of rocks!

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

Teddy, get bent! And I DON'T mean that in a good way!
Elspeth

[pansypoo]

you texans are too sensitive. you have to admit, your politicians can suck.

if georgee could be governor why not chuck.

[g]

Well, hell, if George Bush can do it I suppose another idiot can.

Seriously - I understand the governor of TX is such a weak position that any food can do it.

[TeddySanFran]

Bend yer own damn self, Tejatina.

[queasy]

any food can do it.

g- at first I thought this was a typo, but after a moment, it worked for me.

[Wee Mousie]

Maybe somebody read that article by Igor Panarin in the Wall Street Journal to Norris, and he's so dumb he believed it.

So now he's getting his licks in preemptively.

[darkblack]

Chuck's been fighting that war on rational thought without a helmet for too long.

;>)

[Ghost of Joe Liebling's Dog]

... that article by Igor Panarin in the Wall Street Journal ...

No. REALLY?

The Wall Street Journal has a writer called EAGER PANDERING?

Life is good, wild and sweet.

Damn.

[Caveat]

Karen - Supafloss is Supafly! Chucka Chucka tee hee.

Duly passed on to my friend.

[S.L.]

Nice job. Chuck Norris has confirmed my beliefs that he is a complete and total loon!!!!!

[Frances the Cockatoo]

He's a political ignoramus, kinda like that "Plumber Guy". Clueless, with a short guy complex and too small of a penis. Overcompensation seems natural for little weasels like little Chuck. Hey, fuck Chuck. Sounds cool. Fuck Chuck. Could be a campaign slogan. Fuck Chuck in 2010. Yaayy.