Best. Hate mail. EVAR!

Markos is so lucky. Take the poll afterward.

dear socialist fuckstick,

i am well awear of the fact that liberals are immune to logic and reason, but allow me to try to prove to you that you are communist scum thrugh something called the scientific method:

1 a) FACT: you suck obamas cock every chance youget. you defend everythign he does and says and you are nothing more than an apologist. this makes you complicit in obamas actions.

1 b) FACT: obama is a well known socialist. this is evident his policies and his love of SELFDESCRIBED COMMUNISTS LIKE BILL AYERS!!!! so dont thinkthat he can hide his true nature for much longer. he will eventully be exposed and impeached. SOCIALISM CANNOT WORK OR RUSSIA WOULD STILL EXIST AND THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE LOST THE COLD WAR TO REAGAN!!! retard.

1 c) you are thusly a pro forma socialist; whether you like it or not. logic dictates this.

(2) FACT: you, sir, are a illegal immigrant. i dont give two shits whether you are an american citizen or not: you came here on taxpayer expense and you continue to drain our limited resources. you should be ashamed and go back to guatemala or whatever fucking middleeastern asshole you came from and try to sell yor leftwing bullshit there.

(3) FACT: you are also OBJECTIVELY ANTIAMERICAN!!!!!!!! dont even try to deny this for there is ample prof: in 2004 you openly supported the murder of four brave american soldiers in falluja. you tryed to weasel out of your responsiblity, but you cant hide the fact that you hate america and american soldiers and you love al queda and other muslim terrorists who have killed THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS!!!! and will never stop unless they are killed. and whose going to kill them? you? LOL you dont even own a gun because you leftofascists want to repel the second amendent.

(4) FACT: it is clear that you are a socialist illegal immigrant america hater. there is prima facies proof as above. and if logic and science says you are scum then you are scum (remember global warming? no proof, just science and that makes it true for you liberals) no matter what you think. however, i dont think you are a homo, just a homo enabler.

this doesnt mean that we cant have common ground. if you stop publishing antiamerican communist screeds, then i will stop hating you. fair?

sincerely yours

glenn

So many great lines.  If it's a fake, it's a daaaaaamned good one!

Comments

[MD]

Lordy damn dog almighty, that guy is good, damn good. ... . I loves the satire and that is as good as it gets. If any of you listened to the ole Rushbo as much as I do, you would appreciate it all the more. There are thousands of lunes (not loons - a difference with a distinction) that believe what was written. The writer of this piece is not one of them. ...... At least I hope so ;-)

[Pere Ubu]

you leftofascists want to repel the second amendent

Well, you have to admit it is pretty repellent at times.

Also, "Glenn"? As in... dare I speculate? Glenn Blecch? That would just be too damn freakin' awesome.

[psychobroad]

Ha Ha "Glenn Blecch". Makes me think of MAD magazine.

[DrDick]

I don't think you can fake that much stupid.

[dan mcenroe]

no proof, just science and that makes it true for you liberals

Too clever. It's a fake.

[Rene ala Carte]

Broken shift key, broken apostrophe key, broken brain.

[Dumb Drum Guy]

Oh my god! I'm laughing my ass off. I read this blog all the time, but rarely comment. I agree that if this is a fake, it is brilliant. It very well could be someone who really wants to make a difference and "git er dun!" Either way, this is THE manifesto for all those out there who have yet to grasp what logic really is. We need to pass this on and make this lovely little man a celebrity...God bless, Glenn! Power to the people!!! LO freaking L

[Max]

I don't think you can fake that much stupid.

I agree. This is genuine wingnut. Clever-ass fakers would have posted this as a comment for all to see, after doing all this work.

Also, "Glenn"? As in... dare I speculate?

I'm thinking this is from Greenwald's bizarro-world twin brother...

[g]

Hilarious!

[southern quebec]

"...go back to guatemala or whatever fucking middleeastern..."

hahahaha
best line!

[snuffella]

Oh my.

[oldtree]

I vote for fake. It shows a world view that is flawed by factual error, but shows more knowledge than most of the conservative elight might understand. The self admission of gaydom and desire is too much!

[kate]

My nominations for best lines are:

1. "no proof, just science and that makes it true for you liberals)"

2. "SOCIALISM CANNOT WORK OR RUSSIA WOULD STILL EXIST AND THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE LOST THE COLD WAR TO REAGAN!!! retard."

3. "you, sir, are a illegal immigrant. i dont give two shits whether you are an american citizen or not:"

4. "go back to guatemala or whatever fucking middleeastern asshole you came from"

5. "you love al queda and other muslim terrorists who have killed THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS!!!! and will never stop unless they are killed. and whose going to kill them? you? LOL you dont even own a gun because you leftofascists want to repel the second amendent."

6. "ou are a socialist illegal immigrant america hater."

7. "no matter what you think. however, i dont think you are a homo, just a homo enabler."

I don't think this was faked, these people really do think this way, have no capability to analyze information in any intelligent way, judge their contradictions in fact or make construct a logical, rational argument.

If they had the above skills, FOX News would be out of business.

Listen to how many people whine about school funding in your community, it is these people who haven't a clue what they have missed.

[Lesley]

Dear Wingnut,

You defended every thing Bush did and said, continuously excusing, rationalizing and defending his appalling decisions and actions. This made you complicit and lost you the election. Suck it up.

The end.

[Lesley]

I call fake because no wingnut of this magnitude would use "pro forma."

[wa ching]

prima feces

[Frances the Cockatoo]

no proof, just science...hahahahahahaha. Fake.

[Veritas78]

Fake, but truly inspired. Referring the scientific method in the first sentence is a tell.

[pansypoo]

i NEEED to resist CAPS!

[Kathy in St. Louis]

I realize that this guy has all the FACTS, but when did Russia quit existing? I must have missed that. Was it on the news? Just curious.

This is funny, but frightening. This guy sounds like the type of person who is holed up in his apartment with aluminum foil on all the windows, plotting to take someone out.

[sukabi]

Wow, the Doughy Pantload has taken up sending Markos love notes... how sweet!