He exists in non-linear time:
"This is almost like, 'I don't give a damn, the country's going to Hell in a handbasket, I just want out of here,'" said Limbaugh. "He had just tried to fight the stimulus money coming to South Carolina. He didn't want any part of it. He lost the battle. He said, 'What the Hell. I mean, I'm -- the federal government's taking over -- what the Hell, I want to enjoy life.'"
Except for the trifling fact that Sanford's affair started long before Obama took office, you oleaginous, hate-filled fuckwit.
Please don't look to Rush Limbaugh for any relationship or health advice. He is a pimple on the ass of society.
Posted by: Monica_A: Winner Like Quinner | June 25, 2009 at 03:34 PM
Facts, as well as reality, are quite unimportant to Rush.
Posted by: donna | June 25, 2009 at 04:15 PM
I imagine Rush has heard "I just want out of here" three times -- the number of his divorces.
Posted by: Bruce388 | June 25, 2009 at 05:09 PM
Next we'll be hearing how Obama was the reason for Rush's penchant for sexing up young Dominican boys.
Posted by: queek | June 25, 2009 at 05:17 PM
So according to Rush, Sanford has access to a time machine? Apparently it runs on the taxpayer's dollar.
Posted by: EvilDrPuma | June 25, 2009 at 07:42 PM
"you oleaginous, hate-filled fuckwit." Verily, your prose sings! Masterful, WT, masterful.
Posted by: psychobroad | June 25, 2009 at 07:45 PM
Monica_A
It's not pimple it's dingleberry
I know he doesn't need the money but he said he wants out of here so let's take up a collection - but he only gets paid if he leaves, stays out and STFU.
Posted by: Ruckus | June 25, 2009 at 08:12 PM
Besides, Gov. Sanford shows he is interested in stimulus packages.
Posted by: CapMidnight | June 25, 2009 at 08:34 PM
i wouldn't mind if jabba L LEFT. poor babies.
Posted by: pansypoo | June 25, 2009 at 10:44 PM
Republicans: the party of character and personal responsibility.
Posted by: Satchel | June 26, 2009 at 11:43 AM