who actually wanted to sleep with him as a "chunkier Reese Witherspoon" who "masticated his face and neck"...
Better, perhaps, if this dynamic were reversed. Our meritocrats could stand to leaven their careerism with a little more romantic excess. (Though such excess is more appropriate in the young, it should be emphasized, than in middle-aged essayists and parents.) But most Americans, particularly those of modest means, would benefit from greater caution and stability in their romantic entanglements.
Shut up, Ross, and go back to masturbating on your copy of "Atlas Shrugged".
P.S. Oh, and would it kill you to actually have consistency in your arguments? Just asking.
Yes. This has been . . .
Posted by: animus | June 29, 2009 at 09:13 AM
He 'masticator' must have been really drunk.
Why else would a woman want to crush her self esteem by salivating all over this douchebag?
Pudgy, pasty, purulent...oh wait, that Jonah Goldberg...hheeeeyyy...any one ever see those two in the same place at the same time?
No?
I wonder.....
Posted by: boomer49 | June 29, 2009 at 09:18 AM
His wife, AbiNormal Tucker, is a big deal newsy at the Baltimore Sun. I wonder if they ever talk about Chunky Reese Witherspoon? Or if Rose ever describes her as a "plainer, buggy eyed version of Reese Witherspoon"?
Posted by: JDM | June 29, 2009 at 10:09 AM
JDM, my guess it that his is a marriage of convenience... he needed to look "manly" and she was desperate, how else could she get past his gagging as he's "consumating" the marriage...
Posted by: sukabi | June 29, 2009 at 11:42 AM
I like Wonkette's description on Douchat: "neck-bearded misogynist..."
Posted by: psychobroad | June 29, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Description OF Douchehat
Posted by: psychobroad | June 29, 2009 at 11:44 AM
so, RossyRoss - you want our leaders to be more.... European in their comportment?
Posted by: punaise | June 29, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Why does the Times publish this rot?
Posted by: queek | June 29, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Why does the Times publish this rot?
They're trying to destroy our souls.
Posted by: EvilDrPuma | June 29, 2009 at 02:03 PM
who?
sounds like an idiot.
Posted by: pansypoo | June 29, 2009 at 03:16 PM
"Why does the Times publish this rot?"
Excellent question....why do they hire these no-talents?
Posted by: Sister Faith | June 29, 2009 at 03:53 PM