Republican family values send another politician to prison. . . .Via Howie:
Investigators believe Mr. Berlin and the boy met on an Internet site for "furries," an online community of people who adopt half-animal, half-human personas.
In one message, according to the complaint, Mr. Berlin requested pictures of the boy and wrote, "When will your folks be out?"
Other messages describe various sex acts in explicit detail and refer to "yiffing," which is a "furry" term for having sex.
It only gets funnier from there...
Sad Panda does not approve, sir!
[image of Sad Panda courtesy Amanda]
I always thought yiff was yiddish for dirty sanchez!
Posted by: queek | June 02, 2009 at 03:44 PM
Wiki fur?
Posted by: coeruleus | June 02, 2009 at 03:50 PM
I learned about "yiffing", "skritching" and "furries" from the CSI episode "Fur & Loathing in Las Vegas"...it's one of my fave episodes to this day. My friends and I were in New Orleans for Halloween (and the Endless Nights Vampire Ball) and that was on the Thursday before and the rest of the weekend we burst out laughing when we'd see someone in a furry costume or one of us would blurt out about yiffing...
Good times...
Elspeth
Posted by: Elspeth R | June 02, 2009 at 04:14 PM
slurpin' and burpin'
huffin and puffin
snorklin n uncorkin the bottle
Posted by: wa ching | June 02, 2009 at 05:10 PM
yifferent strokes for yifferin' folks
Posted by: punaise | June 02, 2009 at 05:36 PM
But I thought Sad Panda was a symbol of existential malaise! Instead he is just another fetishist? How depressing.
Posted by: MarkC | June 02, 2009 at 06:34 PM
sad panda may not approve, but Pedobear most certainly does
Posted by: The Crapture | June 02, 2009 at 06:52 PM
...but not Sexual harrassment Panda.
Posted by: ¡El Gato Negro! | June 02, 2009 at 07:42 PM
Who knew "yiff" was a verb?
Frankly I wish I still didn't. This simply proves that no matter how depraved you think the Goopers are, they can still surprise you.
Posted by: DrDick | June 02, 2009 at 07:47 PM
some beg to yiffer: yer either fur us or a Guiness.
Posted by: punaise | June 02, 2009 at 08:10 PM
i don't get out enough.
Posted by: pansypoo | June 02, 2009 at 09:08 PM
Mmmm, a Guinness...yes please! :)
Elspeth
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | June 02, 2009 at 09:13 PM
Wow. I just read an article on Yahoo about a guy being arrested for having sex with his dogs who was turned in by fellow members of the furrie movement who witnessed it. That was the first I'd heard of "furries" and now this! Can't find the darned article now but I'm beginning to think I agree with Pansypoo.
Posted by: Eyesbright | June 02, 2009 at 10:24 PM
A photo of the rather infantile looking Panda Man.
A blogger writes: “Is there a worse thought in the world than looking out into your backyard and seeing a giant panda bear screwing your son in the ass? Let me think for a secon….No!”
A photo of the perp's boss, Jane Orie. Bride of Chuckie's mentor, perhaps?
Posted by: Lesley | June 02, 2009 at 11:24 PM
ZOMG, Lesley. That's perfect.
Posted by: watertiger | June 03, 2009 at 12:11 AM
changin n hangin
listenin n glistenin
Posted by: wa ching | June 03, 2009 at 05:06 AM
I *refuse* to do a Google on "Yiffy Lube" - as I'm 90% certain that such a thing actually exists out there in the vast wasteland of weird.
Eeeewww.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.
Posted by: pansypoo | June 03, 2009 at 02:32 PM
Love, love them.love it!
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