From the NY Post:
THE battle between Levi Johnston . . . and Sarah Palin isn't over yet. Johnston -- best known for impregnating the former vice-presidential candidate's daughter, Bristol -- "is shopping a book," his bodyguard/publicist, Tank, tells New York magazine.
BWAAAH! Hillbilly throwdown comin' atcha.
Posted by: amused | July 04, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Track, Trig, Tripp, Tank . . . it all kind of fits. The really interesting part here, to me, is "bodyguard/publicist." That's not a combination you see very often.
Posted by: Keara | July 04, 2009 at 12:04 PM
does the big book of baby names only have the letter t for boys i alaska?
Posted by: liberaldemdave | July 04, 2009 at 12:14 PM
It could be worse. I don't know how, but it could be. He could be named Scud.
Posted by: Monica_A: Winner Like Quinner | July 04, 2009 at 12:30 PM
idocracy is inching closer.
i think we already have 'ow, my balls'.
Posted by: pansypoo | July 04, 2009 at 01:40 PM
"bodyguard/publicist"
That's a combination that has to be at least as common as midwife/muffler repairman.
Posted by: Sorghum Crow | July 04, 2009 at 01:50 PM
"bodyguard/breath mint"
Explains a lot.
Trank. Also.
Posted by: | July 04, 2009 at 03:06 PM
i hope she really goes away. without her around, maybe more people will recognize how outrageous obama's policies are so far. hope.
Posted by: notaboomer | July 04, 2009 at 04:11 PM
She'll never go away.
She's the best-looking chick in politics.
They can use this thing for years.
What I'm waitin' for, is Tanya Tucker hittin' it.
Like senator from someplace.
Man, that would be ace. We can get this cuntry movin' again.
Posted by: wa ching | July 04, 2009 at 05:44 PM
bodyguard/publicist
valet/tutor
gardener/CFO
Yeah sure, it works, he just might be a little short on the patience with potential clients.
Posted by: kate | July 04, 2009 at 06:40 PM
bodyguard/memoirist
Tank's for the memories.
Posted by: | July 04, 2009 at 06:52 PM
The gene pool must be extremely shallow up there!
Posted by: raceynora | July 04, 2009 at 08:18 PM
I know Track is in the service or reserves but how come they never, ever mention him?
Posted by: moistenedbink | July 04, 2009 at 09:18 PM
Just think of Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ
Posted by: kathryn'shusband | July 05, 2009 at 12:06 AM
moistened, Track's purpose is to be in Iraq so that Mum can go on highly-publicized visits to see him and da troops. Which she just did, a few weeks ago. Trig's purpose is to reassure right-to-lifers that Mum is not only hot, but also Faithful.
Posted by: Keara | July 05, 2009 at 12:17 PM
he had a bodyguard? from who? palin?
Posted by: pansypoo | July 05, 2009 at 01:23 PM
pansypoo: go away, I'm 'batin ;)
Posted by: amused | July 05, 2009 at 01:35 PM
"Bodyguard/Publicist" = "Unemployed friend/Knows-Someone-Who's-Actually-Read-A-Book"
in AlaskaSpeak.
Fewer neurons fire in the cold.
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpThirdCousinOnceRemovedClyde | July 05, 2009 at 07:53 PM
Is this from a Janet Evonovich novel?
Posted by: Rene ala Carte | July 05, 2009 at 08:37 PM