A special message to all the "ZOMG, health care reform

will KILL MY GRANDMA and give Cadillacs to welfare queens and take away our guns an' shit!", I've got something to say to you:

Comments

[Sharktattoo]

I like how serious the cat looks. That damn watermelon needs to be pushed out that lake right now, damn it!

[Memory]

Thank you, I needed that laugh.

[sukabi]

Actually that cat would be doing us ALL a favor if he was pushing the mouth breathers INTO the lake...

[pansypoo]

why can't john stewart be president?

[required]

he wasn't born in the canal zone so he's disqualified

[The Kenosha Kid]

mmmm cat-rolled lake-grown watermelons aghaghaghaghagh

[hauksdottir]

Only the disabled can make invalid arguments.

[MR Bill]

Actually, I suspect the cat is trying to get out of the lake and on top of the watermelon...
But the argument is still invalid.

[twolf1]

Sisyphus cat will try again.

[Duros62]

I am so stealing that.

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