Seriously. WTF is wrong with people?
Not just once or twice, but "often." What can they possibly be tweeting? What words and phrases can their Facebook updates possibly enjoy? "Jeffrey H. has just got some"? "Melissa J. is in flagrante"?
36 percent of people leap on to Twitter or Facebook immediately after conjugal behavior.
. . .
Has this social-networking nonsense so completely gripped our very beings that we are nothing other than newscasters of our own ridiculous subjectivity?
I think we know the answer to that one. I'm lookin' at you, Meghan.