"But . . . the Teabaggers said they'd meet us here."

AP Photo/The Clarion-Ledger, Ryan Moore

Love the contrasting ribbon sashes, boys. Very fashion forward.

Comments

[raceynora]

And the man boob patches are a nice touch.

[Niels G.]

Needs more tassels. (But then again, don't we all?)

And I think the besacked gentleman in the centre might do well to consider the benefits of some vertical stripes. Now it's like the three Christs at the penultimate supper.

[BananaPhishZero]

The KKK "Armor of God" indoctrination pajamas for your young upstarters are fashionable these days... complete sets for boys and girls. These lovely nightclothes will keep them safe at night from the brown boogeyman hiding in their closets.

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

If I were portly like those *ahem* 'gentlemen' *kaff* I would steer away from horizontals...(and a racist philosophy, too...no matter my size...)

[larue]

I just can't handle that these fucks are SO out of season.

And if they showed up in my hood and outed they selves, they'd be dead so fast due to unknown causes even the local white racist fuckin sherriff's wouldn't care.

Much.

Also.

I'd man up against them and their best and youngest, any day.

And I'd be able to handle 6 of them, to my 1.

Easily.

*G*

And I'm an old fart . . *G*

Course, I cheat, when my life is on the line.

None of them would survive, though.

Wa Ching, You Bad?

*G*

[M. Bouffant]

I like the red w/ green accents ensemble. Is it time for Xmas shopping already?

[brianxsmith]

white? after Labor Day? really??

[Uncle Smokes]

Their flag needs ironing. Are they keeping it folded in a tiny box in the outhouse?

[filkertom]

So. Fire Nation, Death Eaters, and Darth. Nice to know the bigoted fucktards are keeping up on current entertainment trends.

[hugs to watertiger, and thanks for the link!]

[boomer49]

LOL
The hayseed not in 'uniform' is probably the only one that is NOT an undercover fed...gawd what a bunch of maroons.
If they can afford those nice robes how come their still livin' in a shed behind 'ma and pa's' place?

[montag]

Guys, guys, guys. Halloween was last month....

[queek]

Guy in white to guy in red:
Why, Rhett! How many times have I told you to wash up after a weekly cross burning?

[distributorcap]

1. fashion weeks so Rocks in GOP land
2. are these the latest designs from Yves St. Palin?
3. who knew the teabagger on the left was a commie?
4. Mr Middle KKK is too fat for a belt?

[Steverino]

What I don't get is why these guys (Rednecks through outright Klan) use the CSA naval flag (that rectangular piece of shit on the left) instead of the Army flag (which is square). The CSA Navy did their level best, but got smacked so often they sometimes had to burn their own ships to prevent capture. The CSA Army's victories, on the other hand, are the stuff of military legend.

Maybe they've got an agreement with the re-enactors not to fuck up their gig?

[hauksdottir]

The guy in the middle can't remember where he left his belt? Perhaps he doesn't want to mar the snowy whiteness of that expanse? Or it is simply too short to tie? Those appear to be red ends hanging down at his sides.

The executioner at the right would be more impressive if his patch didn't look like a cartoon skull & crossbones... and if he'd buttoned his cassock all the way down.

You'd think they were prepared to defrock at a moment's notice and fade into the crowd!

With the strongly contrasting colored stripes, those gowns all have to be dry-cleaned. Otherwise, they'd be the Blushing Pink Knights. Anything else in that load, including tighty-whities, would be pink, too.

But that doesn't explain the shrinkage. Surely men who probably are the leading citizens and pillars of the community can afford enough cloth to reach the ankles?

[montag]

Surely men who probably are the leading citizens and pillars of the community can afford enough cloth to reach the ankles?

Well, it's the South. Everything's off the rack, and you know how difficult it's been to get alterations since the civil rights movement....

[Ed]

When aging racists reach a certain age there is a decision that must be made: The Sash Decision. Whether to wear your sash above the beer belly (guy on right) or below the beer belly (guy on left).

Ed

[Old Zeb]

I guess making due with plain ol' percale sheets isn't good enough -- although that does eliminate the question of how to deal with the fitted bottom.

[JimmyDean'sFuckedUpThirdCousinOnceRemovedClyde]

The original Snuggles.

Worn by the original Three Stooges. And friends.

[Rene ala Carte]

Is this the "Coneheads Do Dress-Up"?

[psychobroad]

Queek: Turns palm over, scrubs at it." See, it's comin' off"

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

Well, isn't it nice to see the annual gathering of Douches Anonymous...?

[pansypoo]

love santa hate. i bet the dude in black is extra 'bad ass'.

i pray for obama.

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

So, do the stripes correlate to years in the sheet or the types of acts they have visited upon 'the non-whiteys'?

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

Actually for 'douchemook in black labcoat', er, 'robe' (wtf ever!)...I had to do a double-take - I thought that was a "hello kitty" skull & crossbones... I didn't think I had seen those 'robes' at Hot Topic...

[EvilDrPuma]

For my next impression, Jesse Owen!

[kate]

THe kristman/kommie/kolors. The Black Order of the Hello-Kitty and let's not forget the dude in the back, probably a new member who wears what appears to be a 50/50 blend white bed sheet set, hemmed with snaps applied. He should have worn white underneath.

I agree, it appears that the one in the middle has given up on tying his sash and is letting it hang by the sides.

Note also folks, the capes. What is it with the capes they all are wearing? And are they long enough to give proper loft? Because considering the height/weight ratio, I'd think not.

Thus reality has them grounded, in more ways than one.

[geor3ge]

Oh, for the love of Pete! Did NO ONE think to pack a steam iron for the flag!

[kate]

Red Robe: "Cletis, if them teapotters don't come soon, I'ma goin' home, its almos' noon and ah'm gitin' thirsty..."

No-Sash: "They's TeaBaggers you fool! You ain't-a goin' nowhere nohow until we done stood our groun' here."

Hello-Kitty in Black: "Lookit! They's ma wife comin' I think she got my gubmint check from da mail. Cletis, we's done wid this at noontime ya here? Pabst my baby you's callin!"

Red One: "Yeah Cletis, we got our priorities."

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

geor3ge - I think it's a disposable party table cloth from the KKKlan's Party Gear website...you put an iron to that, you'll need a new table cloth and iron...just sayin'. ;)

[kathryn'shusband]

Gotta love the imitation Totenkopf on the guy in black.

You just want to ask him: "Really? You're that bad-ass? Honest? You think so? Cool. I have some (large) friends who want to talk to you about that. Do you have insurance?"

[Greg]

What a weird way to have folded that flag. Like a cocktail napkin, 4" square. At least I know how to fold a real flag. These chaps need some shoe coordinating with their gowns too. In addition to all the problems other posters have pointed out. - I'm talking to you Hello Kitty Skull and Crossbones!

[bikelib]

Hey, where are all the racist dumbasses at?

[charles pierce]

I was there. (My son's in grad school at Ole Miss.) This is one of several things you will see at a game there that you will not see at, say, Harvard-Yale. Women in tiaras and BBQ turkey legs are two others.
Helluva game.

[JimmyDean'sFuckedUpThirdCousinOnceRemovedClyde]

As Ninjas go, these are some dumbfucking ignorami.

[wagdog]

I'm betting anything that flag has "Made in China" on it.