I don't think calling this a "stocking stuffer" is entirely accurate.

Comments

[queek]

gogirl.........umm where?.......behind a tree?

[donnah]

At long last, I can write my name in the snow!

[EvilDrPuma]

Donnah: It sounds glamourous at first, but then when your wee-wee becomes a penicicle, you start to rethink the whole thing.

[watertiger]

Penicicle!!!!

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

The penicicle is mightier than the sword (and more maneuverable...).

[donnah]

EvilDrPuma:

Rats!

[pansypoo]

um, no.

[sukabi]

a funnel designed to control the splatter.... now it's a stream that can DIRECTLY run into your shoes... not sure that's an improvement.

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

After having to hover over a seatless toilet in the Toledo, Spain bus depot...this could come in handy in certain situations.

[punaise]

you just haven't lived until you've used one of those "chiottes turques" - the kind with footpads and a hole in the floor - in the back of a dingy working class Parisian cafe...

[punaise]

this is the obvious solution to the problem of women crashing the men's restroom at intermission time at the opera.

[dan mcenroe]

Good luck getting *that* through the TSA checkpoint at the airport.

[coozledad]

My wife has pissed standing up for years, and can knock a moth off a stump. She doesn't dribble any more than I do.
She found some website that tells you how.
It comes in handy during tick season.

[hauksdottir]

Why-oh-why is it that godawful peptobismol PINK? Yuck!!!

What feminist would carry around something that not only said "girl" (an insult), but was an ugly pink? And the crossed legs???!!!???

:roll eyes:

I do have a little french funnel in my backpack, but it is a discreet beige. That pink might as well have rhinestones. :p

[Asta]

Is that a new birth control device?

[punaise]

now featured on Broadway:

"A Funnel Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum"

"Urine, the Money"

[FastMovingCloud]

"Harper Valley Pee T & A"

Oh, hell with it. It's impossible to out-do punaise in the 'just for pun' department.

[g]

you just haven't lived until you've used one of those "chiottes turques" -

Oh, lord. i encountered my first one in the medieval town of Vezelay this summer. I couldn't do it. I ended up sneaking into a cafe to use their toilet.

I can pee in the bushes, but I can't pee in one of those.

[larue]

I'm so confused . . . which end goes where, and why?

Is this a birth control device of some sorts?

(they don't tell me nothin)