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November 12, 2009

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Is this a shot prior to or after Jesus kicked the shit out of them rendering them in need of aid... because you know He didn't tolerate beggars...

"Sorry, I need to see your green cards first. And speak English"

it's a thorny question. what would Blue Cross do?

"take two loaves and call me in the morning."

"Pre-existing condition, LOL" -- watertiger, you have outdone yourself again. :-))

"Touch my hem again, fucker ----you'll need a doctor."

(JC,in his Insurance Exec incarnation)

"Wine! I turned it into wine! How could you think it was water?!?"

WWJKTTC
who would jesus kick to the curb?

If ruling folks out due to pre-existing conditions is Christ-like, how did 'he' heal all of those folks if they weren't actually ill/in need??? Wouldn't it be great to discover a delicate and almost-crumbling ancient document that told of Jesus helping a girl who was raped get 'help' to rid herself of the bad seed from a mid-wife? That would be great, and all of the Looooooonatic fundies would implode!

"I'l take Biblical medical history for 50, Alex."

"Sir! Your carrier doesn't cover our services, there's nothing I can do for you!"

"Can I have your insurance card please?"

"I'm sorry, we don't cover lepers without a referral from your primary care deity."

"dagnabit, it's healing through prayer, not prayer through heeling!"

single prayer, that is.

so much for lepers.

Ohhhh, punaise...you RULE! :)

Elspeth! the sum total of my entire knowledge of Xtianity is contained in this thread...

"Sorry, since Judea approved gay marriage we're skedaddling to the next region."

"I'm sorry but I've had no choice but to raise my rates. Faith-based? Yeah, I have faith you'll find the funds to pay me."

your Louisville-based insurance is slow?

why, that's a Humana tarryin' act.

Frank, incensed, demurs.

"No, Dr. Frist, god will not assist you with your tele-diagnoses."

i wonder if republkkklans ever went to sunday bible school. cause there seems to be little jesus is the way they behave.

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