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Is this a shot prior to or after Jesus kicked the shit out of them rendering them in need of aid... because you know He didn't tolerate beggars...
Posted by: sukabi | November 12, 2009 at 05:01 PM
"Sorry, I need to see your green cards first. And speak English"
Posted by: Max | November 12, 2009 at 06:01 PM
it's a thorny question. what would Blue Cross do?
Posted by: punaise | November 12, 2009 at 06:03 PM
"take two loaves and call me in the morning."
Posted by: punaise | November 12, 2009 at 06:07 PM
"Pre-existing condition, LOL" -- watertiger, you have outdone yourself again. :-))
Posted by: Keara | November 12, 2009 at 06:08 PM
"Touch my hem again, fucker ----you'll need a doctor."
(JC,in his Insurance Exec incarnation)
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpThirdCousinOnceRemovedClyde | November 12, 2009 at 06:44 PM
"Wine! I turned it into wine! How could you think it was water?!?"
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpThirdCousinOnceRemovedClyde | November 12, 2009 at 06:49 PM
WWJKTTC
who would jesus kick to the curb?
Posted by: Missouri Bird | November 12, 2009 at 07:03 PM
If ruling folks out due to pre-existing conditions is Christ-like, how did 'he' heal all of those folks if they weren't actually ill/in need??? Wouldn't it be great to discover a delicate and almost-crumbling ancient document that told of Jesus helping a girl who was raped get 'help' to rid herself of the bad seed from a mid-wife? That would be great, and all of the Looooooonatic fundies would implode!
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | November 12, 2009 at 07:13 PM
"I'l take Biblical medical history for 50, Alex."
Posted by: punaise | November 12, 2009 at 07:15 PM
"Sir! Your carrier doesn't cover our services, there's nothing I can do for you!"
Posted by: kate | November 12, 2009 at 07:29 PM
"Can I have your insurance card please?"
Posted by: kate | November 12, 2009 at 07:33 PM
"I'm sorry, we don't cover lepers without a referral from your primary care deity."
Posted by: CJ | November 12, 2009 at 08:13 PM
"dagnabit, it's healing through prayer, not prayer through heeling!"
Posted by: punaise | November 12, 2009 at 08:19 PM
single prayer, that is.
Posted by: punaise | November 12, 2009 at 08:19 PM
so much for lepers.
Posted by: pansypoo | November 12, 2009 at 08:31 PM
Ohhhh, punaise...you RULE! :)
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | November 12, 2009 at 08:59 PM
Elspeth! the sum total of my entire knowledge of Xtianity is contained in this thread...
Posted by: punaise | November 12, 2009 at 09:11 PM
"Sorry, since Judea approved gay marriage we're skedaddling to the next region."
Posted by: geor3ge | November 12, 2009 at 10:25 PM
"I'm sorry but I've had no choice but to raise my rates. Faith-based? Yeah, I have faith you'll find the funds to pay me."
Posted by: kate | November 13, 2009 at 01:15 AM
your Louisville-based insurance is slow?
why, that's a Humana tarryin' act.
Posted by: punaise | November 13, 2009 at 03:06 AM
Frank, incensed, demurs.
Posted by: punaise | November 13, 2009 at 03:09 AM
"No, Dr. Frist, god will not assist you with your tele-diagnoses."
Posted by: punaise | November 13, 2009 at 03:11 AM
i wonder if republkkklans ever went to sunday bible school. cause there seems to be little jesus is the way they behave.
Posted by: pansypoo | November 13, 2009 at 03:38 PM