how the hell did you MISS?
BLOOMINGTON, Minn. (FOX 9) - A man was arrested for throwing tomatoes at Sarah Palin during her book signing on Monday at the Mall of America.
Jeremy Olson, 33, allegedly threw two tomatoes from the second balcony, however did not come close to hitting Palin.
Just aim for the gaping maw!
Ah, well, even if his aim was bad, it's the thought that counts. :)
Posted by: montag | December 07, 2009 at 10:47 PM
When interviewed he said he missed Sarah Palin but his aim was getting better. The Detroit Tigers are considering signing him.
Posted by: Demeur | December 07, 2009 at 11:02 PM
First, they* missed Bush. Now they miss La Palin.
Whatta the batshit crazy wingnuts got, some kind of freakin' force-field?
Oh, well. May the third time be the charm...
*they being the civilized world.
Posted by: tellybelly | December 07, 2009 at 11:03 PM
pineapple grenades.....they gots more kinetic energy.
Posted by: Molotov | December 07, 2009 at 11:56 PM
Sarah, watch out for the curve, low and inside.
Posted by: wa ching | December 08, 2009 at 03:48 AM
Should have been a brick.
Posted by: animus | December 08, 2009 at 04:18 AM
animus - a TON of bricks.
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | December 08, 2009 at 09:01 AM
Should of used a supersoaker squirt gun loaded with Holy water... with a little luck, if he hit his mark, might have dissolved her evil intentions. Saving the world from her treacherous theocratic overtones.
Posted by: BananaPhishZero | December 08, 2009 at 09:38 AM
nice work, wt.
Posted by: hokeysmokes | December 08, 2009 at 10:24 AM
did she post something about it on Splatter?
Posted by: punaise | December 08, 2009 at 12:04 PM
Given the fact that this came from a Faux station, I'm surprised there wasn't more to the story. Like "the assailant is described as a DFH liberal black Muslim Kenyan -- just like O'Bummer -- who is obviously suffering from Palin Derangement Syndrome and enjoys making the sweet baby Jeebus cry, because he doesn't love America."
Or something equally stoopid.
Posted by: Mr618 | December 08, 2009 at 01:13 PM
only 2? waste of the idea. i think i'd use cooked noodles. sticky ones.
Posted by: pansypoo | December 08, 2009 at 03:20 PM
I hate wasting fruit . ... . Palin is not worth it
Posted by: MD | December 08, 2009 at 09:35 PM
she puts the 'asp' in tomato apsic.
Posted by: punaise | December 09, 2009 at 01:18 AM