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Yeah, you're a regular survivalist.
Good luck finding a restaurant that delivers after the Apocalypse.
Posted at 01:35 PM | Permalink
Good for you SoylentB, now you can discover the hilarity that ensues when you mix booze with firearms.
Capt. Bat Guano |
December 27, 2009 at 01:39 PM
Especially when that drain is clogged with bullshit.
December 27, 2009 at 02:22 PM
December 27, 2009 at 03:30 PM
Learn anything else at Sturgis?
December 27, 2009 at 03:32 PM
Now if she could only learn how to pour piss out of a boot...
December 27, 2009 at 03:37 PM
I just made the sweetest peanut butter and jelly sandwich!!! I may not know how to unclog the toilet on the Straight Talk Express™ but I sure can cook!!1!
December 27, 2009 at 03:48 PM
"I just made the sweetest fart ever! I may not know how to unclog my sinuses, but I can handle a matchbox and make a fart!"
December 27, 2009 at 04:42 PM
Hi, Megs here!
I just walked and chewed gum at the same time!!!! Sure you smart ass libs might think that's easy but you try it with a silver spoon in your mouth....
So a mid 20's Ivy League graduate who has never held a job brags about being able to start a fire and shoot a gun. Now at least I know why the right loved Georgie Bush, he was a genius compared to most of these numbnuts.
December 27, 2009 at 05:05 PM
She'll need that gun when the peasants finally revolt. If they ever wise up of course.
Capt. Bat Guano |
December 27, 2009 at 05:34 PM
Yeah, all the apartments in NYC have fireplaces.
No, they don't.
Jebuz, bitch, if you want to be a survivalist, go live in the wilderness. If you want to live in NYC, live in NYC. Quit trying to convince us that you're a survivalist living in NYC
Hecate Demetersdatter, Runnymeade Conspirator |
December 27, 2009 at 05:46 PM
A fire in the fireplace and 24-hour pizza delivery... the rich Republican's idea of camping out....
December 27, 2009 at 07:06 PM
Well, now she's all set to invite Hucklebee and Palin over for a book burning/target shooting contest.
I can't imagine the frustration that must come for serious scholarship students attending school along undeserving morons like this.
December 27, 2009 at 08:05 PM
Survivor . ..... . Damn it she is a natural. I have never watch one episode but I would learn how to turn that machine on, if she was a participant. The mind just wanders....... Mai Tai recipes, match lighting, reservations, mall shopping, jello shot contests, mud wrestling....Oh , yes indeedy; the mind does wander
December 27, 2009 at 08:42 PM
she lies. if that bitch ever started a fire she wouldn't have any hands or hair left. the butler did it.
December 27, 2009 at 09:08 PM
Au contraire, that's why Bridget's there.
December 27, 2009 at 10:26 PM
"Bitch, get that fire going now, dammit!" as she clasps her iphone, "I gotta Twitter this! Get out of the way! I wanna get my boobies next to the fire..damn this is gonna be HOT!"
December 27, 2009 at 11:20 PM
She started a fire, eh? Start with two chubby thighs rubbing together, add any flammable material, and voila!
December 27, 2009 at 11:42 PM
"...but I can handle a shotgun..."
which apparently consists of letting go with both barrels.
George Johnston |
December 28, 2009 at 01:57 AM
Don't store the shotgun shells by the fire. Also.
George Johnston |
December 28, 2009 at 01:59 AM
please store the shotgun shells IN the fireplace, dear...
December 28, 2009 at 03:00 AM
So she ignored the burn ban and built a fire. Gee sweety even a two year old can start a fire.
I like the shotgun shells in the fire idea.
December 28, 2009 at 04:15 AM
Imagine spending your life cultivating an image of white trash straight out of the trailer.
December 28, 2009 at 05:44 AM
Shotgun shells roasting over an open fire...
December 28, 2009 at 06:35 AM
December 28, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Dang, she's a regular Ted Nugent and all. Oh, except Ted also has a thing for underage girls as well.
The Unrepentant Liberal |
December 28, 2009 at 11:56 AM
do not get me started on that classic assclown nugent. he embodies every horrid trait the gopers EVER exhibited...stupid animal slaughterer carnivorous blood drinking child molester......ARRRRGH!
December 28, 2009 at 12:05 PM
She can handle a shotgun? Well in Republican world I guess that makes her a sharpshooter.
George Johnston |
December 28, 2009 at 12:35 PM
lemme guess..........shes gonna shoot some poor friend wanna-be in the face and then make him apologize?
December 28, 2009 at 12:53 PM
"I can't imagine the frustration that must come for serious scholarship students attending school along undeserving morons like this," said Kate, showing great wisdom.
Because I sure do. The angry scholarship-and-work-study prole in me still rises up singin' when I see the Undeserving Morons of Today, especially Meghan.
Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel |
December 28, 2009 at 07:01 PM
I bet she soon becomes a spokesperson for Duraflame logs as they are the sweetest fireplace burnin' things evah! Especially when you light the paper ends by shooting a shotgun at them! KaBOOM!
Columbia University grad? What was her grade point average, anyway?
December 28, 2009 at 07:39 PM
she uses am m-1 rpg launcher, to be sure of complete ignition.
December 28, 2009 at 08:05 PM
Definitely cultivating the Sarah Palin crowd. Maybe she thinks she can out-Palin Palin?
Les Ismore |
December 29, 2009 at 01:14 PM
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