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December 27, 2009

"FIRE BAD!"

Yeah, you're a regular survivalist.

Good luck finding a restaurant that delivers after the Apocalypse.

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Good for you SoylentB, now you can discover the hilarity that ensues when you mix booze with firearms.

Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | December 27, 2009 at 01:39 PM

Especially when that drain is clogged with bullshit.

Posted by: MPK | December 27, 2009 at 02:22 PM

brainiac.

Posted by: pansypoo | December 27, 2009 at 03:30 PM

Learn anything else at Sturgis?

Posted by: JDM | December 27, 2009 at 03:32 PM

Now if she could only learn how to pour piss out of a boot...

Posted by: coozledad | December 27, 2009 at 03:37 PM

I just made the sweetest peanut butter and jelly sandwich!!! I may not know how to unclog the toilet on the Straight Talk Express™ but I sure can cook!!1!

Posted by: twolf1 | December 27, 2009 at 03:48 PM

"I just made the sweetest fart ever! I may not know how to unclog my sinuses, but I can handle a matchbox and make a fart!"

Posted by: hauksdottir | December 27, 2009 at 04:42 PM

Hi, Megs here!

I just walked and chewed gum at the same time!!!! Sure you smart ass libs might think that's easy but you try it with a silver spoon in your mouth....

So a mid 20's Ivy League graduate who has never held a job brags about being able to start a fire and shoot a gun. Now at least I know why the right loved Georgie Bush, he was a genius compared to most of these numbnuts.

Posted by: Pursang | December 27, 2009 at 05:05 PM

She'll need that gun when the peasants finally revolt. If they ever wise up of course.

Posted by: Capt. Bat Guano | December 27, 2009 at 05:34 PM

Yeah, all the apartments in NYC have fireplaces.

No, they don't.


Jebuz, bitch, if you want to be a survivalist, go live in the wilderness. If you want to live in NYC, live in NYC. Quit trying to convince us that you're a survivalist living in NYC

Posted by: Hecate Demetersdatter, Runnymeade Conspirator | December 27, 2009 at 05:46 PM

A fire in the fireplace and 24-hour pizza delivery... the rich Republican's idea of camping out....

Posted by: montag | December 27, 2009 at 07:06 PM

Well, now she's all set to invite Hucklebee and Palin over for a book burning/target shooting contest.

I can't imagine the frustration that must come for serious scholarship students attending school along undeserving morons like this.

Posted by: kate | December 27, 2009 at 08:05 PM

Survivor . ..... . Damn it she is a natural. I have never watch one episode but I would learn how to turn that machine on, if she was a participant. The mind just wanders....... Mai Tai recipes, match lighting, reservations, mall shopping, jello shot contests, mud wrestling....Oh , yes indeedy; the mind does wander

Posted by: MD | December 27, 2009 at 08:42 PM

she lies. if that bitch ever started a fire she wouldn't have any hands or hair left. the butler did it.

Posted by: Molotov | December 27, 2009 at 09:08 PM

Au contraire, that's why Bridget's there.

Posted by: HarpoSnarx | December 27, 2009 at 10:26 PM

"Bitch, get that fire going now, dammit!" as she clasps her iphone, "I gotta Twitter this! Get out of the way! I wanna get my boobies next to the fire..damn this is gonna be HOT!"

Posted by: kate | December 27, 2009 at 11:20 PM

She started a fire, eh? Start with two chubby thighs rubbing together, add any flammable material, and voila!

Posted by: Bruce388 | December 27, 2009 at 11:42 PM

"...but I can handle a shotgun..."

which apparently consists of letting go with both barrels.

Posted by: George Johnston | December 28, 2009 at 01:57 AM

Don't store the shotgun shells by the fire. Also.

Posted by: George Johnston | December 28, 2009 at 01:59 AM

please store the shotgun shells IN the fireplace, dear...

Posted by: Molotov | December 28, 2009 at 03:00 AM

So she ignored the burn ban and built a fire. Gee sweety even a two year old can start a fire.

I like the shotgun shells in the fire idea.

Posted by: Demeur | December 28, 2009 at 04:15 AM

Imagine spending your life cultivating an image of white trash straight out of the trailer.

Posted by: Lesley | December 28, 2009 at 05:44 AM

Shotgun shells roasting over an open fire...

Posted by: Carol | December 28, 2009 at 06:35 AM

snicker.....

Posted by: Molotov | December 28, 2009 at 11:19 AM

Dang, she's a regular Ted Nugent and all. Oh, except Ted also has a thing for underage girls as well.

Posted by: The Unrepentant Liberal | December 28, 2009 at 11:56 AM

do not get me started on that classic assclown nugent. he embodies every horrid trait the gopers EVER exhibited...stupid animal slaughterer carnivorous blood drinking child molester......ARRRRGH!

Posted by: Molotov | December 28, 2009 at 12:05 PM

She can handle a shotgun? Well in Republican world I guess that makes her a sharpshooter.

Posted by: George Johnston | December 28, 2009 at 12:35 PM

lemme guess..........shes gonna shoot some poor friend wanna-be in the face and then make him apologize?

Posted by: Molotov | December 28, 2009 at 12:53 PM

"I can't imagine the frustration that must come for serious scholarship students attending school along undeserving morons like this," said Kate, showing great wisdom.

Because I sure do. The angry scholarship-and-work-study prole in me still rises up singin' when I see the Undeserving Morons of Today, especially Meghan.

Posted by: Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel | December 28, 2009 at 07:01 PM

I bet she soon becomes a spokesperson for Duraflame logs as they are the sweetest fireplace burnin' things evah! Especially when you light the paper ends by shooting a shotgun at them! KaBOOM!

Columbia University grad? What was her grade point average, anyway?

Posted by: jane_al | December 28, 2009 at 07:39 PM

she uses am m-1 rpg launcher, to be sure of complete ignition.

Posted by: Molotov | December 28, 2009 at 08:05 PM

Definitely cultivating the Sarah Palin crowd. Maybe she thinks she can out-Palin Palin?

Posted by: Les Ismore | December 29, 2009 at 01:14 PM

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