Oh please oh please oh please,

Let Man-in-dog Santorum throw his empty fetus jar into the ring in 2012:

Having already delivered speeches to conservative groups in the key GOP primary states of Michigan and Iowa, and with plans to speak at a fundraiser for a Republican gubernatorial candidate in South Carolina on December 8, former Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania appears to be testing the waters for a 2012 Republican presidential primary bid. Though Santorum has publicly sidestepped questions about his intentions, his friend and political adviser, Deal Hudson, told me that Santorum has informed his closest associates that he is very likely to declare his candidacy.

“[Santorum] said he was not considering running a few months ago,” Hudson said, “but he has grown so concerned about the direction [President Barack] Obama is taking the country that he told me he wants to get involved.”

"I'm never going to get to take dolly to the White House!"

Comments

[hok]

i'm sure it's been commented on before, but i've only just noticed that kid and her doll are dressed alike.

how old is she? she looks too old for dolly doppelganger.

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

"...grown so concerned about the direction [President Barack] Obama is taking the country..."

WHERE IN THE HOLY REALM OF FUCK WAS THIS SHITNOZZLE DURING THE "BUSH II, IDJIT BOOGALOO NOW W/ADDED ILLEGAL WAR" YEARS?!??!??!

I so love (heavy sarcasm) the far right picking and choosing what's moral or not and when to apply.

UGHHHHHH!!!

[Elspeth Ravenwind]

The mom's hand and askew mouth..."shut up! or daddy will beat us both and make me dress as a dog...again!!!"

[boomer49]

Gawd, poor girl...I hope she doesn't become another Meagan McCain...one is enough.

[oldtree]

What's with the actors? Does central casting offer up stuff like this to just anyone? Or did someone have to search for those rubes on stage with him?

[Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel]

Lost his Senate seat by 18 points... yeah, that's the ticket!

[Molotov]

unreal fucks like santorum (wikipedia: "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.") give me another reason to enjoy popcorn.

[dman]

Looks like they're auditioning to be Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, and Diarreah in the new Pepto commercial.

[sukabi]

dman, yep they're a real happy bunch... the only one of them that's even doing something remotely resembling a smile is teh Mr., and his smile is an "Uh oh, I just shit my pants" type of smile... The rest of them look like they were told that if they didn't stand on the stage like good props they were all in for another "good beating" and stern reminder that they could all end up on the mantle in a jar with their fetus brother.

[montag]

Ah, yes, just what the 2012 campaign needs--yet another religious looney.

I'm just so appalled amused....

[BananaPhishZero]

Run Little Ricky... run, run, run as fast as you can. Or, the little dolly will cut your nads off and display them in a jar.

[pansypoo]

waste more money.

[pansypoo]

she's crying cause daddy will be home more.

[Molotov]

Janie's Got a Gun

[shayhurs]

Nice Adams Family photo...

[The Rude Pundit]

Why is that girl breastfeeding her doll?

[Jesus C. Ondom]

Christ, not another twisted GOP family of deeply warped children to be shameless displayed as props! Republicants give a whole new meaning to "child abuse" with their filthy pimping of their kids.

Also I'm taking bets on whether or not Daddy S. is boinking someone other than the figurehead wife.