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December 10, 2009

Polly wants a bayonet!

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Olan Mills Kills!

Posted by: punaise | December 10, 2009 at 03:33 PM

If that's the front of someone's Christmas card this year, it's waaaaaaaaaay past time to declare war on Christmas!

Posted by: Waccamaw | December 10, 2009 at 03:36 PM

Inside "Have a Merry Christmas or the bird gets it!"
signed: "Suzie and Buford xxxooo"

Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | December 10, 2009 at 03:44 PM

The shades really give it that "witness protection program" look.

Posted by: dan mcenroe | December 10, 2009 at 03:46 PM

fucking fruitcakes. the bird should kill them in their sleep.

Posted by: Molotov | December 10, 2009 at 03:56 PM

This day in Porn History: Ron Jeremy invents the Threeway With A Bird.

Posted by: dman | December 10, 2009 at 04:03 PM

I can see where the sunglasses are in order.

Posted by: CEO | December 10, 2009 at 04:05 PM

Jonah Goldberg, undercover in middle America.

Posted by: punaise | December 10, 2009 at 04:07 PM

Wasted days and wasted nights
Trying to squeeze into these jeans
When the parrot called my name
Lavonda took aim
and served him with greens.

Posted by: coozledad | December 10, 2009 at 04:16 PM

Maybe Palins .

Posted by: ksec | December 10, 2009 at 04:32 PM

Jesus God what the hell is that?!

Posted by: psychobroad | December 10, 2009 at 05:00 PM

gawked and goaded!

Posted by: punaise | December 10, 2009 at 05:01 PM

Squawked and `sploded!

Posted by: montag | December 10, 2009 at 05:06 PM

Polly-phonic shooting spree.

Posted by: punaise | December 10, 2009 at 05:15 PM

Fucking priceless.

Posted by: allycatmama | December 10, 2009 at 05:24 PM

I'll bet their vacation videos are something to behold....

Posted by: montag | December 10, 2009 at 05:47 PM

I use a gun like that when I catch deer eating my popcorn!

Posted by: queek | December 10, 2009 at 06:11 PM

Maybe it's a his and hers Swiss Army dildo.

Posted by: George Johnston | December 10, 2009 at 06:16 PM

polly wanna ak-47?

Posted by: Molotov | December 10, 2009 at 06:19 PM

...and it was delicious...

Posted by: Mac from Oregon | December 10, 2009 at 07:51 PM

There are two kinds of bird owners: The Quick and the Dead.

Posted by: Steverino | December 10, 2009 at 08:10 PM

That bird doesn't just talk, it is constantly pleading with them to spare his (her?) life!

Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | December 10, 2009 at 09:03 PM

"Gawked and goaded" "Squawked and 'sploded"---good thing I wasn't drinking anything! LOL!!

Posted by: psychobroad | December 10, 2009 at 09:12 PM

they have been sterilized. right? RIGHT?!?

Posted by: pansypoo | December 10, 2009 at 09:19 PM

Actually I think that's Michelle Duggar with her first husband.

Posted by: Sandia Blanca | December 10, 2009 at 09:47 PM

". . . and it was delicious . . ."

Mac from Oregon

Classic, dude! That was the wonderful "Colbert killed a panda" clip from the Daily Show when they covered James Guckert - errr. . . Jeff Gannon.

Long live Ted Hitler!

For those of you not in the know, check this out! This is just for those who might have missed it the first time around. It's DEFINITELY worth a view.

Thanks for the laugh Mac!

Posted by: Batman1970 | December 10, 2009 at 10:15 PM

So is she his overlord and he is married to the bird? I don't get it.

Posted by: kate | December 10, 2009 at 11:06 PM

Aw, shes kinda hot in a Ted Kaczynski lookalike sort of a way. I'm thinking the police sketch look, the hoody instead of the big hair, the dark glasses:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Unabomber-sketch.png

Posted by: -dg | December 11, 2009 at 04:20 AM

RAWK!!

Posted by: The Bird | December 11, 2009 at 08:25 AM

Bobby Joe and Bobbi Sue: they're not just husband and wife, they're brother and sister, too!

Please, rednecks, I'm beggin' ya... secede. We won't stop you this time, honest.

Posted by: Mr618 | December 11, 2009 at 08:48 AM

Wait... a scope for seeing 'em far away AND a bayonet for when you missed 'em coming up.
I guess the bird must squawk rudely when they're sneakin' up behind you?

Posted by: heydave | December 11, 2009 at 11:16 AM

That picture almost looks like someone managed to warp time/space and insert the previously hefty Horatio Sanz into a hell of an SNL sketch with the previously living Gilda Radner

Posted by: The Crapture | December 11, 2009 at 01:53 PM

"You guys need weapons? Hah! You want blood and destruction, just watch what I can do with this beak!! Lucky for you, I don't really enjoy the taste of blood."

Posted by: Capital J, bird owner | December 11, 2009 at 04:18 PM

#19 has been borned by the way.

Posted by: pansypoo | December 11, 2009 at 04:35 PM

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