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That's right, Meg: unpolitically correct. After all, you are the professional writer with a book deal.

Champagne budget and BudLight taste, 
GOP Donor in Daddy's Database.
Where's the crap coming from,
You little twit?
It's unpolitically correct to ask
About their landfill shit...

Regards,

Tengrain

Comments

[Jim]

Yeah, I'm sure McPrincess buys all her clothes at WalMart (not that it would make much difference fashion-wise, I'm guessing--a lumpy sack of shit is defined by the lumpy shit, not the sack).
And all those silly notunpolitically correct people worried about labor conditions and unfair trade practices and unsafe (notsafe?) products. Who, like, ever even knew anybody who was in a union?

[Ksue]

Tengrain, you absolutely ROCK.

[Molotov]

does she buy clothes for daddys goiter at wal-mart too?

[Fleas correct the era]

"Politically incorrect" is such a well-known term that it's had its own damn abbreviation for longer than she's been out of diapers -- but she can't find it in her head when she goes looking -- and she has a book contract?

Wow.

[Molotov]

that moran palin had/has one too. you betcha, english as a second language. also.

[tellybelly]

I can well imagine what sort of satisfaction a repug trust fund daughter of a crazy conservative senator who left his first wife, who raised his first batch of children, for a beer heirness would feel walking through a Walmart (notice she does not mention 'buying anything there', just that she loves it).

She loves it because it represents one of the first test laboratories for the New American Century of Shit: Inherited wealth owns it, serfs who don't make a living wage work there serving other serfs who don't make a living wage and therefore must shop at Walmart.

And Walmart has the added advantage of being THE company that set in motion the forces that destroyed the American industrial base and dozens of small and not so small communities, and therefore millions of middle-class, well paying jobs, by their draconian purchasing policies, which made American industries untenable because they could not produce goods as cheaply as China, Pakistan, Sri Lanyka, etc. and on and on.

Welcome to the America the Repugs started planning to build just after Johnson demolished Goldwater in the 1964 presidential election.

[punaise]

the stampede isn't about you, Megs.

[pansypoo]

can we see her report cards? ejumicated she is.

[robinhood]

shoot me.

[Lesley]

Megan reminds me of the fairytale of the girl who, every time she opened her mouth, toads and snakes floated out.

[JDM]

This lil' piggy went to WalMart...

[kate]

this little piggy stood in line
this little piggy went to walmart
this little piggy stood in line

What did little piggy get at walmart?
nothing that she didn't buy at Saks
what did little piggy find at walmart?
propped up by the sorry worker's backs?

A million trinkets from China
all wrapped up and priced right
for the hundred overworked employees
who had to work for 7 bucks an hour all night

but the little piggy didn't notice
when she strolled the stock price rate
because she's a public contact novice
and she'd rather let beer market
decide her fate

ok, so the meter needs work, but I couldn't resist anyway.

[TeddySanFran]

I remain surprised that Tila Tequila snagged the Johnson heiress and not this one.

[queasy]

Megs is just so not anti-incoherent ! And not un-mavericky to boot. also.

I eagerly await her appearance on peopleofwalmart.com