Boy, wait until these people find out the earth is actually ROUND!
Nearly a third of Texans believe humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth at the same time, and more than half disagree with the theory that humans developed from earlier species of animals, according to the University of Texas/Texas Tribune Poll.
Don't misunderstand - I love my Texan friends. It's their state's School Board that should be, in the words of Four Legs Good, shot into the sun.
Can we make them secede?
Posted by: Mac from Oregon | February 17, 2010 at 07:41 PM
Ah, the sweet fruits of religious-correctness campaigns.
But don't mess with Texans. Remember that modern humans evolved from creatures similar to those found on the Texas School Boards.
Posted by: Max Power | February 17, 2010 at 08:30 PM
sorry, but.....dumbass texas crackers....
Posted by: Molotov | February 17, 2010 at 09:02 PM
I'll bet you'd get the same results in Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, South Carolina, North Carollina and Ootah!
Posted by: queek | February 17, 2010 at 09:15 PM
Lots of liberal/progressive types in Texas, including me. Texas is slowly turning blue, and this time around we've got a good candidate in Bill White for governor, so don't despair.
Posted by: a-j | February 17, 2010 at 09:41 PM
This may relate to other frustrations as well. It is not simply God or evolution. It is everything. Sometimes it feels like the entire place is on one big snipe hunt.
Posted by: EkCenTriK | February 17, 2010 at 09:46 PM
um, are texans evolved enough to be humans?
Posted by: pansypoo | February 17, 2010 at 10:12 PM
Pansypoo - not all Texans are like those fuckmooks...I'm a native Texan. But I'll be bugging out for my real home of New Orleans - so I guess the fuckmooks won.
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | February 17, 2010 at 10:58 PM
The Flintstones wan't a documentary.
Posted by: mp | February 18, 2010 at 06:11 AM
Dinosaurs and humans STILL live together in Texas. The dinosaurs get elected.
Posted by: Bruce388 | February 18, 2010 at 11:07 AM
Bill White sicked the Houston cops on brown (as opposed to black) people. So, in the grand tradition of Kamikaze Texans, I'm voting for that curious little guy Shami Farouk, or Farouk Shami, I can never keep them straight, on the grounds that he loves immigrants, being one his very own self, and that he will make the sum of $1 in salary if elected. Texas dems, much like the national variety, love to shoot theirselves in the butt as well as their feet. That's because the whole damn country, and not only our pendejo Texans, believes that dinosaurs and humans frolick together even today. Just look at fucking Washington.
And don't correct my grammar. Down here we've always prefered theirselves to the pedestrian themselves.
Posted by: Jesus B Ochoa | February 18, 2010 at 11:31 AM
i know, of course there are democrats in texass. those poor poor democrats. i am epals with one. i can only hope we don't get another tommy fucking thompson here.
Posted by: pansypoo | February 18, 2010 at 04:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAOH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Posted by: Father Taintstain | February 19, 2010 at 01:33 PM
Pansypoo, I don't require your pithy pity.
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | February 19, 2010 at 08:58 PM