Apologies for the light posting.

Zombie work eated my brain today.

Comments

[The Kenosha Kid]

:P

[kathryn's husband]

Please. No need to apologize. In fact, I considerate it all-out heroic that youi posted what you have.

So, thank you.

[kathryn's husband]

That is to say, and spell correctly: In fact, I consider it all-out heroic that you posted what you have.

P.S.
I have a worse-than-usual case of Teh Stoooopds this a.m.

[hauksdottir]

Are the zombies undead bosses and colleagues, or bits and bytes?

PineApp Corporation has created the free diagnostic tool—Zombie Detection System (ZDS)—to determine if a network is infected.

For smaller infestations, the ACME (ahem) Zombie Detector will do:

Be ready for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!When they come there is no time left for the preparations. Grab some canned food, fresh water, an axe (a crowbar will do too) and be sure you have the latest ACME Zombie Detector with you!Because it's either you, or them!Is your friend a zombie?He probably already shows some symptoms of being brain dead but only with ACME Zombie Detector you can know for sure!ACME Zombie Detector is a horror application that with the advanced use of accelerometer simulates a zombie detecting device. It features a realistic interface, possibility to adjust the sensitivity, great sound effects and a special visual and audio alert when zombies are detected.

http://downloads.zdnet.com/abstract.aspx?docid=1230937

A couple of years ago, I spotted a zombie detector that fit on the ceiling like a smoke detector and announced the approach of undead... can't find it now. Sorry. Perhaps you can hookup an infrared security camera? If it isn't alive, and yet walks, an alarm could trigger?

Carolly