Don't know how reliable this is, but...
EXCLUSIVE: U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts Considering Stepping Down
Please, god, let radaronline be to John Roberts what the National Enquirer was to John Edwards.
Let's not forget:

Ah, rats. They retracted it.
Update: RadarOnline.com has obtained new information that Justice Roberts will NOT resign. The justice will be staying on the bench.


Ah, so THAT'S how Roberts got crabs...
Posted by: Elspeth Ravenwind | March 04, 2010 at 01:47 PM
And I was hoping that was change we'd be seeing... Maybe the National Enquirer will pick up where Radar left off...
Posted by: sukabi | March 04, 2010 at 02:21 PM
Well that was a nice little fantasy...maybe some on has photos of him and Glenn Beck, both in latex playing Dom/Sub games...heh, heh, heh...that would be funny.
Posted by: boomer49 | March 04, 2010 at 02:48 PM
and in that vein boomer49, it's more likely that it's Karl Rove that's the star in those pics... he is recently divorced and has been "dating" lately.
Posted by: sukabi | March 04, 2010 at 02:56 PM
Is that a post-coital glow on the Chief Justass and the dude in blue?
Posted by: shpx.ohfu | March 04, 2010 at 03:07 PM
the '70s porn-stache is a dead giveaway.
Posted by: punaise | March 04, 2010 at 03:21 PM
it's still warm,ing. i wait for the gnews to get it to a rolling boil.
Posted by: pansypoo | March 04, 2010 at 04:34 PM
You tease.
Posted by: twolf1 | March 04, 2010 at 04:50 PM
my gaydar is humming
Posted by: snuffella | March 04, 2010 at 05:01 PM
Oh, yeah. Gay boy.
His face should be on the Three Dollar bill.
Posted by: JimmyDean'sFuckedUpThirdCousinOnceRemovedClyde | March 05, 2010 at 08:57 PM