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Lab tests cast doubt on olive oil's virginity.
As if there were any question?
Posted at 12:14 PM | Permalink
I always had my doubts about vestal virgins, as well.
July 15, 2010 at 12:38 PM
I always thought she was getting it on with Brutus and just stringing Popeye along!
July 15, 2010 at 12:43 PM
So- is SweetPea really Olive and Popeye's love child?
July 15, 2010 at 12:57 PM
no, becks. SweetPea is actually Bristol Palin's child.
July 15, 2010 at 01:57 PM
what about betty boop?
July 15, 2010 at 02:01 PM
betty boop? good lord, that's a given.
Jesus B Ochoa |
July 15, 2010 at 04:09 PM
More than a few Tijuana Bibles have removed all doubt.
July 15, 2010 at 05:28 PM
I yam what I yam
George Johnston |
July 15, 2010 at 09:47 PM
hey, hey, don't fuck with betty boop. thats my lady. chuckle chuckle
July 16, 2010 at 12:36 AM
Olive has been playing both Brutus and Popeye for years, but like any smart girl, she knows that Popeye has the heart and loyalty while Brutus, is well, a brute and while they are fun...
Betty on the other hand, has her sugar daddy (she calls granddad but we know better) and is really a nice girl at heart who just isn't interested in being trapped by the marriage thing. A very modern girl.
Virginity...like training bras and Barbie Dolls, big girls have no need.
July 16, 2010 at 11:29 AM
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