Double facepalm.

Maybe I wouldn't mind this "free speech" so much if Teabaggers COULD FUCKING SPELL!

Courtesy j. peach, via Gawker.

Comments

[Capt. Bat Guano]

Yeah ya fuckin' ignorant, white trash cracker, waste of skin motherfucker, and your point is......? Maybe his point is that he thinks it should be okay for him to have a couple.

[Teddy Partridge]

two G's, right?

[montag]

Mauitania. That's the capital of Maui, ain't it?

[Molotov]

crackkker.....how's that fer spelin?

[montag]

Oh, yeah, I wonder where he's getting his information... Slavery was abolished in Haiti in 1804. Now, there's probably a lot of white factory owners (and no small number of the Tonton Macoute) who have plenty of virtual slaves in Haiti, but, no, slavery is not legal in Haiti, you moron.

And, even though there are still slaves in Niger, the practice was outlawed in 2003, so, having slaves is illegal there, too.

Beyond that, why does this walking bag of shit think because some backward country allows slavery that blacks here are responsible for it?

You could lock these people in a school and throw away the key and it would do no damned good at all.

[watertiger]

teddy, you're incorrigible!!!

[psychobroad]

Good one teddy!

[Larkspur]

Truly, Capt. Bat Guano, that was my first thought (well, okay, my second thought, because first I wanted to ID the typo so I could keep up with everyone):"...and your point is?"

What the heck does he really mean? It's got to be something like, "Hey, I'm not evil, totally not evil, and my great-great-grandparents weren't evil (even though I think they were still in Europe when owning slaves in the US was legal) but I know you think I'm evil on account of my pinkish white skin, and OMG, no fair, guys, NO FAIR, because I heard from somebody who heard from somebody else who was having this t-shirt printed up that sometimes it's not only white people who are mean. So la la la SHUT UP, and btw, lookit, the white printing is on top of the black shirt, heh. I'm so going to sue somebody because my feelings are hurt, and this cannot stand. We have got to take our country back from people who say I am mean. I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry, but there's Glenn, and if he can do it, it's prolly okay. God I hate my life."

Something like that. Dude. Go bowling or something. Or miniature golf.

[pansypoo]

he forgot amerika.

[Kordo]

Mauitania? Isn't that next door to Oahustan? geography really isn't my thing...
Hehe, yer funny Teddy :)

I am distantly genetically related to this person. It's surreal.

[Lesley]

I love the comments on the Gawker page:

"He looks like he smells"

"I think this guy thought he was attending the Million Man Munch."

"If the 87,000 estimate is even close to being accurate, slap a fucking toe tag on the Tea Party movement."

[lout zoo]

mau mau
mao mao

[lout zoo]

maui wowwee

[HarpoSnarx]

I'm more worried about the tee-shit's seams holding.

[pansypoo]

fools and their money.....

P.T. Beckkk

[Bruce388]

In his defense, it's a big word.

I was unfortunate enough to meet the "local president of the Tea Party" last week. About 300 pounds of, well, something. Something tells me he's going to need some of that socialist healthcare.

[Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel]

Mauitania? It used to be kind of nice for winter break, but I wondered about all those reading "DO NOT TIP THE SLAVES."

[Paul Luscher]

So what's he saying? He'd like to start the practice up all over again here?

[Lan]

Just like that idiot Obama and his 57 states and the way he says Corps. Sadly public schools have let the country down. Don't know what Obama's problem is though, didn't he go mostly to private schools?

[AzraelRavenWulf]

Most of us, black AND white, are stupid. If you, as a black man, Capt. Bat Guano, were walking down the street and someone called you a nigger, would you be angry? Sounds like an understatement, right? Now put yourself in my shoes. I am a white man who spent most of his life in Boston, MA. You would think liberal city, pretty easy, right? Wrong. I grew up in the ghetto side of Boston, the side where you only hear about the savage shit in the news and i was the only white kid in my neighborhood. I have been called cracker more times than i have ever heard anyone called nigger, and the funny part of it is the fact that those same people calling me that were the same people i heard talking about white people being racist. Pretty fuckin stupid, huh? How can any one of us change the world if we can't change ourselves first? And by the way, Obama is not an idiot, he is just not strong enough to bully Congress into pssing the little bit of good stuff that he has brought to the table. Have a good day, and think about the futility of fighting amongst ourselves when there are so many others out there waiting to destroy us instead. And to destroy the peace that so many soldiers died for BEFORE the George Bush war for oil.