Anchor baby Michelle Malkkkin is upset because some female comics (femi-commies?) are doing their thing, you know, saying funny stuff and getting paid. And for anyone who has ever stood at an open mike, you know that it is not exactly a non-sexist world. To get to the top of your craft is not a trivial thing -- I suppose like getting to be the top minority GOP wet-dream low-rent Ann Coulter-wannababe.
Left-wing female comedians are proving that they can be as crude and stupid as their male counterparts. Who knew that striving for gender equality meant pursuing the dream that one day, someday, liberal women would be able to mock their conservative counterparts’ sexuality with the unfettered vulgarity of Andrew Dice Clay?
Malkkkin is upset because some Liberal Comics suggested that if they should ever meet Malkkkin they would kick her in the nut sack:
MILLER PRODUCER (24:00): I’m not sure, which is worse, if he actually believes all the crap he [Limbaugh] says, or if it’s just an act? AISHA TYLER: I actually felt that way about Ann Coulter. She says the most outrageous things and I think sometimes she says them because she knows they’re going to get on. (Miller interrupts) STEPHANIE MILLER: Of course, of course. TYLER: I don’t know. I can’t decide either because okay it’s theater, so maybe there’s some kind of sophistication involved. MILLER: I knew her years ago. I’ve said this many times on the air. She at some point went ‘oh, I have to say crazier bleep to sell books.’ TYLER: Yeah, but now she’s being out-crazied by Michelle Malkin, who by the way, I would kick right in the nuts if I met her. [Miller and staff laughing] So Michelle, don’t let me catch you at the Beverly Center cause right in the nut sack is where my foot’s going. Wear a cup, lady.
Which would be a pretty good trick, because if there's one thing you can be assure of, it is that if Malkkkin had Tab A instead of Slot B, she would be hung like Chimpy McStagger. You could kick all day, and you'd never find your target.
And in the meanwhile, Malkkkin, you might want to check your archives for things you have said; and when you get done there, check out your competition, Coulter. You might find you don't have a glass house to live in.
(No link to Malkkkin's website)
KKKreepy, like her hub Jesse. Rabid self hater. Chases children. Ew.
Posted by: JDM | August 12, 2010 at 04:03 PM
Looks like Malkin is on the lookout for anything to whine about that doesn't involve amending the 14th Amendment to exclude anchor babies.
Memories of that rat-infested shithole in the Philippines keeping you awake nights, gurrrl? Wanna hear some real swearing? Just wait until Malkin's right-wing friends manage to get their way with the Messicans and get her deported, too....
Posted by: montag | August 12, 2010 at 04:16 PM
Iffin' Miz Malkin's so frickin' eager to deport all of 'em vile "anchor babies," has she checked out the airlines flying back to the Philippines yet? (The same applies for cartoonist Michael Ramirez.)
The 14th Amendment exists to ensure ALL American citizens (REGARDLESS of their birthright) basic civil rights. Don't 5^3& with it! If you really love that Constitution, leave well enough alone.
Posted by: John B. Pierce | August 12, 2010 at 06:14 PM
From the look on her face in the screen cap, I think somebody already kicked Miss Anchor Baby '70 in the nuts.
Posted by: Mr Sippi | August 12, 2010 at 06:35 PM
Are Professional Comedians part of the Professional Left?
Posted by: George Johnston | August 12, 2010 at 06:39 PM
This morning on her show, Stephanie Miller and her mooks (what she calls her crew) were having so much fun over this rant by that vicious rattlesnake who claims to be a writer that it was almost criminal.
The producer, Chris, said that unlike some people in the public eye whose persona is manufactured, Malkin is as sour and unpleasant off TV as she is on it.
Posted by: tellybelly | August 12, 2010 at 07:34 PM
savor. may their ire be 10 fold.
Posted by: pansypoo | August 12, 2010 at 10:08 PM
I listen to Stephanie every morning. She's hilarious. And this morning was great. Loved the fact that her producer dished on what Malkin is like in person!
Hey, at least they didn't make ping-pong ball jokes about her!
Posted by: g | August 12, 2010 at 11:55 PM
I'm surprised and shocked that Fox would allow her "O" face to be presented on television.
Posted by: Steverino | August 13, 2010 at 02:33 AM
this was too funny
Posted by: distributorcap | August 13, 2010 at 07:48 PM
So did Malkin have anything to say about Steph's outing today?
Posted by: g | August 13, 2010 at 08:15 PM