Hecate nails it:
Dear Mr. Biden,
Thank you for your letter asking me to donate to elect Democratic candidates. I've given some money to the Democrats over the last two years. I think you should stop whining and get behind what I've already done.
Your friend,
Hecate
[Via The Baby Blue Satan]


Oh, that is good.
Posted by: montag | September 28, 2010 at 07:36 PM
Deliver, damnit! Where's my return on investment? And don't come back until you've given me what I want!
I pity the fools who call my house from the D-whateverthefuck in the next 34 days.
Posted by: Teddy Partridge | September 28, 2010 at 09:52 PM
Indeed and that goes out to Carville and Madelaine Albright who have given their pen to the Democratic cause.
I am starving and a large part of the reason is because you dopes make so much money you can't even see the rest of us over the pile.
Even you Carville, you sell-out, your first line about O'Donnell believing the world is flat and that she is so right that she'd probably fall of the edge. Something like that.
You can't get a cent out of me, not a dime. Not a dollar.
Let the bastards destroy the country and the you too, the rest of us will rebuild with what isn't destroyed or stolen.
Posted by: kate | September 28, 2010 at 10:21 PM
how much money are the republikkklans getting to defeat obama?
Posted by: pansypoo | September 29, 2010 at 12:17 AM
If he bastards would only show half as much fight towards the Repubs as they do to their own base, I might not be so damned ashamed of them...
Posted by: John Savage | September 29, 2010 at 12:58 AM
Hecate's reply is wonderful. It is quite an extraordinary situation. Obama can't seem to get enough of playing kissy-face with the Republicans who despise him. But for his supporters he has only sarcasm and put-downs. How did this man become so stupid? - because stupidity is the only word for it.
Posted by: Keara | September 29, 2010 at 09:35 AM
Oh, that is truly excellent.
And I really agree with John Savage here.
Posted by: Ellie | September 30, 2010 at 02:00 AM