Listen to the dingbats that are running for RNC chairman Michael Steele's job answer the question that Mooselini couldn't: What is your favorite book?
One moron says that her favorite book is "her kitchen table." She thought she was asked about her favorite bar. So at least we know we have one lush in the lot. Then to make it all better once she understands the question, she replies that she likes Chimpy's book.
My favorite response, of course, has to be from Steele himself: War and Peace, he says, and then proceeds to quote Dickens' Tale of Two Cities very famous opening lines as the audience openly mocks him.